u/OldButHappy

Warpe sparpoke arparp sarpo warpe carpould tarpalk arpabarpout drarpugs!

Just fyi so that you can be aware. Highly unlikely to actually occur, but definitely a day to stay off the water

… by mistake!!!!😂😂😂😂

As a (newly!) 70 year old woman, I thought that I had signed up for one of those new, hip, Asian, spas that specialize in reflexology

🚩#1. - It was located on the same block as an adult book store;

🚩#2.- The reception area was really dark and smelled like incense and sadness;

🚩#3.- the rooms had beaded curtains instead of doors, with velvet recliners

Then, I saw the huge rhinestoned box of Kleenex 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

So my virtue is intact(!) but my shoulders are still super tense