u/OneQuadrillionOwls

This is a thing I realized tomorrow when I was sitting on the vendor: one of us is not you.

And the you that it isn't is actually the most important you of all: the you that stole coat hangers from the hospital. I don't know how you did that! Tell me how you did that.

"Well, it was a year." That's what you said when I asked you. But what year was it? 1985? 1912? 1644? 2013? Three thousand and pickles? Diet soda to go? Dreams? Habitat?

I have qualms!

We see it in their eyes

It a yellow uck disguise

Flood the pork with all the tries

Doug E. fresh is boiled fries

-- from the album "Yoda is Overqualified" by the group Yoda is Overqualified