u/OneTelevsion

▲ 28 r/oneliners

The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it’s even more stupid.

u/OneTelevsion — 3 days ago

▲ 80 r/oneliners

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying "Are you even listening to me?"

u/OneTelevsion — 3 days ago

▲ 44 r/oneliners

I'd like to give a big shout out to all the partially deaf people out there.

u/OneTelevsion — 3 days ago

▲ 19 r/oneliners

Ladies, if your man is willing to give you the Moon and the Stars, the least you could do is sacrifice Uranus.🌜🌚🌛

u/OneTelevsion — 4 days ago

▲ 44 r/oneliners

Lets all thank the guy who invented the number zero! - Thanks for nothing

u/OneTelevsion — 4 days ago