21F seeking a woman 22/23+ to adopt me (respectfully, unless 👀)
Mods approved Saturday.
Hi. I am a 21F from a landlocked state in India. Not Delhi. Obviously. Fuckass MP. 😭
I’m a STEM girlie, which sounds impressive until you ask me what I’m doing with my life and I start staring at the wall.
Anyway, I have decided my solution is to find a slightly older woman in STEM and simply… attach myself to her.
Looking for:
- woman
- sapphic
- 22/23+ preferably
- STEM girlie
- emotionally stable enough to tell me what I’m doing wrong with my life
- willing to let me bother her with random thoughts at 2am
- capable of saying “come here” in a way that makes me forget every problem I have
I can offer:
- questionable humour
- oversharing after approximately 3 conversations
- enthusiastic “wait listen to this” messages
- moral support
- compliments that may or may not become suspiciously frequent
- absolutely no useful adult-life knowledge
- a potentially devastating crush if you’re nice to me
I would like to clarify that this is mostly an innocent search for friendship, guidance and someone who has figured out adulthood slightly before I have.
The “I will probably think you’re insanely attractive and develop a crush” part is unfortunately a known software bug.
Anyway, if you're a STEM sapphic with a soft spot for chaotic younger women from unfortunate geographical locations… hello. I am the geographical location. 😭