u/Outrageous-Wave-637

What if the universe is just a chemical reaction in a frying pan?

Hi everyone,

I’d like to share an original theory I came up with to explain our existence and our role on Earth.

Imagine that our ultimate goal as humans is simply to heat up our planet. We often feel guilty, saying we are destroying everything, but what if this was our biological mission? What if our instinct to produce heat was a programmed behavior?

To understand this, you have to imagine our universe as a dirty, greasy pan that someone just poured dish soap into. Our entire universe is actually located inside the product created by a chemist, which this guy is currently using.

Here is how it works:

1. We are the active agents: Our humanity, with all our activity and industry, is just a microscopic active agent in the chemical formula invented by the chemist. We are currently activating to attack the grease in the guy's pan. The drop of product itself is gigantic compared to us.
2. Close neighbors, but invisible due to scale: There are plenty of other planets like ours around us in this liquid. They are full of other living humans, heating up their own little ball of metal at the same time. For the guy looking at his pan, all these active-agent planets are ultra-close, almost touching under a microscope. But at our tiny scale, the dimension is so gigantic and distorted that it is totally impossible for us to see or detect these neighbors. To us, they are lost in the invisible vastness of space.
3. The cycle of dead planets: The dead planets we see in space are simply active agents that finished reacting before us. The people on them finished their job, the reaction stopped, and the particle died.
4. Relative time: For us, this story takes millions of years. For the guy who put the product in his pan, the chemical reaction lasts a total of 5 minutes.

In this theory, the forces beyond us are actually the chemist who designed the formula and the guy using the product in his kitchen. We are not the center of the world, just the active agents of a detergent cleaning a surface.

What if the universe is just a chemical reaction in a frying pan? (My theory)

Hi everyone,

I’d like to share an original theory I came up with to explain our existence and our role on Earth.

Imagine that our ultimate goal as humans is simply to heat up our planet. We often feel guilty, saying we are destroying everything, but what if this was our biological mission? What if our instinct to produce heat was a programmed behavior?

To understand this, you have to imagine our universe as a dirty, greasy pan that someone just poured dish soap into. Our entire universe is actually located inside the product created by a chemist, which this guy is currently using.

Here is how it works:

1. We are the active agents: Our humanity, with all our activity and industry, is just a microscopic active agent in the chemical formula invented by the chemist. We are currently activating to attack the grease in the guy's pan. The drop of product itself is gigantic compared to us.
2. Close neighbors, but invisible due to scale: There are plenty of other planets like ours around us in this liquid. They are full of other living humans, heating up their own little ball of metal at the same time. For the guy looking at his pan, all these active-agent planets are ultra-close, almost touching under a microscope. But at our tiny scale, the dimension is so gigantic and distorted that it is totally impossible for us to see or detect these neighbors. To us, they are lost in the invisible vastness of space.
3. The cycle of dead planets: The dead planets we see in space are simply active agents that finished reacting before us. The people on them finished their job, the reaction stopped, and the particle died.
4. Relative time: For us, this story takes millions of years. For the guy who put the product in his pan, the chemical reaction lasts a total of 5 minutes.

In this theory, the forces beyond us are actually the chemist who designed the formula and the guy using the product in his kitchen. We are not the center of the world, just the active agents of a detergent cleaning a surface.