I had a reaaaally stupid idea and spent too much time on it not to share it somewhere
You know the Mario Kart Wii map Maple Treeway? This was my epiphany: "Treeway kinda sounds like threeway..."
And so I spent two and a half hours writing a verse and a chorus about someone going out on a date but realising the date didn't come alone, in fact they brought someone to who's intentions are to keep it PG... unless. BUT, THE TWIST: everything is mario.
...
[verse]
King out the coupe and my stachio sleazy
Liquor’s cheap cheap, got naranja for mixer
Plan is air tight like an amor-elixir
but a challenger approaches returning my ace serve
_
Ma cherie brought a double to thwart - yo she egging me
On the spot, gears shift quick - fugasi bend a knee
Menage a trois inception scheme - “what is polygamy?”
Pairing two ‘cons to the switch - now’s her inside story
_
Played my cards right, main course has been eaten
Dessert is melonpan with a side of some peaches
[chorus]
I said
It’s us, its Mii, its U its Wii, babe
But don’t you, Worry, hoe, ain’t greedy
If you pull up to the party with a +1 in your kart It’s not an
issue, sharing, Maple Treeway
...
In my head every line fits ish if you speed up at the right parts?
First four bar is like dudududuh, dududududuDU du (final line is iffy).
second four bar is kinda loose before the dash(-), but after it's dududu DU dudu. Final two lines of the verse are suppooooosed to kiiinda match first part..?
The chorus has a simple dudu, dudu, dududuDU du idea, except the third line that has to be rapid fire so that it catches up by "sharing". Impossible to explain how it sounds in my head but I tried.
I'll explain the references in a comment but try to catch them yourself, hope you enjoyed, like and subscribe