u/Own-Recommendation42

He gets the chick at the women's business seminar to get him beer just cause he says she's hot like a waitress

Then after making an ass out of himself through dms and deleting his account the lady just shows up at his job and within like 5 mins of hanging out is just gonna blow him

He was definitely gonna bang that tv producer

Then of course Lucy, the lib who just came from an abortion rally wants to keep the kid of a dude who's showing so little interest in her, and went out on a date with another chick she knows

He couldn't be more Mr. Cool