Lortel's Short Story......how?
Beautiful story from start to finish. There's just one thing that's been lingering on my mind longer than it should have. After they do the deed, Ed mentioned Lortel had to sleep in his bed because her bed was unusable after they did it. My first thought was that since it was a different time period, bed frames and mattrases probably weren't as durable as they currently are in modern times. But then I quickly dismissed that because they were staying in a high quality place so the bed obviously must have been of good standard. So then the next thought was, how? Do you know how chaoticly forceful you have to be to break through a bed?
Assuming it was a wooden bed, Ed would have to be putting in about "2,000 to 4,000 Newtons), or roughly 300 pounds of steady weight, to break an average wooden bed. Be it missionary, doggy, or whatever other positions they tried that night. Realistically, Lortel should have been damn near paralyzed from the waist down the morning after. Putting in enough force to break a bed is literally worse than what he did to Janica and SHE was the one to wake up the next day with a sore back. The only other 2 ideas that come to mind is that at some point, lost in the ecstacy of the moment, one of the two could have accidentally released some magic that destroyed the bed. The other option is that the bed was so heavily stained in their body fluids after multiple rounds that it became, as Ed said, "unusable". And hey, if he was going that crazy then sure, good for him. But putting in that much force on a girl with a smaller frame and a VIRGIN girl no less, is insane.
I know, it's not something I really need to be overthinking to this level. But my ADHD wouldn't let me let it go due to how absured the implication was and how inconsistent the aftereffects were compared to Janica's, especially since she's built bigger than Lortel. Anywho, thanks for coming to my ted talk and entertaining my intrusive thoughts lol.