u/PairNo2588

my silly/ 'immature' reasons are :

A) i honestly dont want to have to decide when and to what extent i give my kids the s*x talk.. puberty is fine but s*x is a bit sticky especially since i also have to worry about my kids teaching other kids early on too... ( more seriously i feel like s*x ed is SUPER important and pretty limited in the U.S., where i live, and i know that if i were to have kids the pressure would fall on me to teach them.. but i dont want them to be ashamed of it bc of how purity culture effected me but i also dont want to teach them TOO much if that makes sense and i dont know what would be too much or too little)

B) I HATE being sick. i dont want to be sick all the time bc my kids or other kids are always getting sick.

C) more like B part 2 but i dont want to deal with lice at all (obviously id do my best to care for my kids hair if i had them but i dont know how contagious(? is that the word) lice is)

D) i dont want to have to teach a kid life skills like cooking cleaning, etc and have to clean up after them during the trial and error. it definitely wouldnt be their fault but i really dont wanna :D.

E) dont want to have battles to get my kids to shower.

F) pretty serious but i dont want to worry about whether or not my kid is getting taken advantage of by a pedo or bullied.

G) i dont want my body to change drastically... (also dont want to have my child be negatively emotionally effected by potential post partum. so if i DO have kids EVER, which i probably wont, im adopting)

H) i dont like being sticky

I) I have very little patience, even if i know i probably COULD be more patient for my own. i dont want to find out.

J)backwash D:

K) poo/pee D:

L) puke D:

M) i like sleeping in. if im off work i wanna be able to.

edit:

N) if you watcht the girl with the list you may already know but your face can literally go numb as a side effect (forgot the scientific name) i can barely handle my mouth being numb at the dentist

O:i never want to have to go through their search history and/or talk to them about what i might find...

P: dont want to have a boy that somehow becomes a misogynist (UNDER MY WATCH??? NAH) like i can see my brother and cousins having slightly problematic tendencies (nothing super bad but enough for me to be like, "wait a dang sec")

Q: i dont like my dad and i know he wants me to have them (another more serious one is im scared to become like my parents and pass their tendencies to my kid... my mom is better than my dad but still sucks at times, i think it may be the stress of being a married single mom though so i try not to hold it against her)

R: WHAT IF THEY DEVELOP AN ALLERGY TO A PET (i dont have pets rn bc i dont fully know how much goes into taking care of them and i dont want to abuse an animal just bc i want an animal companion so bad. also i feel this applies to kids too, i have less baby fever than pet fever but i firmly believe baby fever is nowhere near enough to decide you want a kid.)

S) (more like R pt 2) i dont want to worry about my pet hurting my kid and vice versa.

T) kids can be violent asf

U) i know packing for a kid would stress me tf out

V) i hate the smell of ketchup it makes me nauseous, also seeing it used as anything other than a dip or on a sandwich icks me out. (weird ik ) anyway my brother likes to lick leftover on a plate by running his finger through it and it makes me nauseous i couldnt handle it with a whole kid.

W) I HATE THE IDEA OF MILK COMING OUT OF MY TA TAS also apparently it can come out of more than your titties TT^TT diagram of all the places

EDIT 2 from a singular demand.....

X: i dont want to have to vet other parents OR ban a kid from having a sleepover....

Y: i dont want to ever deal with allergy tests (i dont remember how i figured out my pollen allergy, but ive seen like one pic of a test online and it freaks me out.)

Z:Having to make friends with their friends parents or at least be cordial enough even if the parent sucks.

what i remember from this

• fl is pink hair with i think yellow eyes
• ml is dark blue hair with i think dark eyes of some sort
• fl married ml while he was in a coma (kinda crazy idk why i dont remember the reasoning exactly.)
• fl has powerful holy powers that she unknowingly used to heal the ml and thus wake him from the poison (? i think not totally sure but i think his evil aunt or something did it) induced coma he was in
• powers even stronger than the power priests the aunt brings in combined (knowing that the poison she used is too strong for that level of power so she brought them to show she is 'trying her best' to save ml and avoid being a suspect in his poisoning or smth)
• ml pretended to be asleep even after being healed to figure out if fl was evil or nah bc the aunt (?) was the one who brought her in to marry him so he thought she was a spy.
• fl cleans his body since she thinks he cant on aunts orders (doesnt actually work for aunt but is obedient to avoid suspicion)
• i think there is a doctor that originally worked for evil aunt but started working for fl to detoxify the poison (he created) bc fl blackmailed him with embezzlement or smth.
• doctor also secretly works for ml bc he revealed his awakeness (is that a word?) to the doctor for some reason prior to revealing it to fl and the rest of the world.
• fl talks to ml in his 'sleep' (or herself really dont remember)