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Gots a big case
Pawyers, I finks I gotz a pwetty big soos on my paws. Mom took me to da vets today (1st count = kidnapping), den she letz dem look’d at my booty, this is a big no no in my book (2nd count = aggravated assault), den she makes extra appointments so dey check on my booty againz, I’m speechless not evens sure da rite crime for dis. But, and probs da wurst of dem all, I got no treat or pup cup fer beingz sooo gud?!!
Please help! Mom straight to jail? how do I get out of deez oder appointments? ETA: I luv my vet she da best, even if she das da pokey thing, and gib me cheese itz my mom for da kidnap and no extra treatos.
u/Particular-Image1465 — 7 days ago
