u/PassProShop953

So-called “smellmeister” has contaminated the workplace for long enough. After countless complaints, management literally had to buy him hygiene products and remind him to use them. And somehow the smell got worse. Now it’s a toxic mix of ass and off-brand Axe body spray.

So-called “hoodlum”, rumored to have 70 body count, slowly transforming work zone into grope zone. Groped existing employee and she’s too afraid to tell manager.

Do employees also not flush toilets?!?? Is there any info I’m missing out on? Anything but another high schooler, I swear.

I’ll have sausage and bacon grillled wrap with a hash brown, Diet Coke to drink.