r/TimHortons

So, I felt like buying breakfast today instead of making it. Normally, I get it from McDonald’s because I’m lazy, and they deliver. But I was downtown, so I figured I’d give Tim Hortons a shot.

Now, I’m on a diet, so I didn’t want to eat my entire day’s worth of calories. I ordered just a simple bacon and egg sandwich that, according to their website, is 330 calories.

There is no way that thing is 330 calories.
Each side of it felt like it had been dipped into an entire tub of melted I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. Both of my hands now look like I just attended a P. Diddy party.

Are you supposed to order it with no margarine to get the 330-calorie rating?

It was pretty delicious, but also pretty disgusting. And now I’m gonna have to skip lunch.

I was just browsing through my old photos and came across this gem from back in the days.

The Candycane Donut.

It was one of my fav.

First time trying the Pop donut. Its pretty good honestly. The pop rocks do pop in your mouth. It is genuinely pretty good. Its only $1.88

Pared that with my large coffee (2 cream with ice and no sugar) today was a good day

(And now we wait for the negative comments because I had a good experience 🤣)

You know what rubs my rotors?

Ordering a black dark roast coffee and somehow ending up with a regular—cream and sugar included. I even checked the lid. Big scribbled "B" right on top. You know... the universal Tim Hortons symbol for black.

So imagine my surprise when I'm already down the road, take a sip, and realize there's cream in it. I'm lactose intolerant! That's not a fun little plot twist; that's a countdown timer.

By the time I discovered it, I was already too far away to turn around and get it fixed. And the worst part? This isn't even the first time it's happened. At this point, ordering a black coffee shouldn't feel like spinning a roulette wheel.

Honestly, I can't wait for Dunkin' Donuts to finally make its way to Canada, because a black coffee shouldn't require detective work to figure out what's inside the cup.

This green grape yougurt cruller cake omg I think this is a final form of cruller

Since there's a lot of negativity in this sub I thought I would share my supper from last night. I got the Bacon Everything Pizza ($5.99 deal in the app) add jalapenos for $1.20 and a large Light Soda Swirl. The total was just over $13. It was delicious! You can barely get McDonald's these days for under $15.

Ordered a toasted bagel today and asked for butter. Apparently, the person on shift decided to aggressively mist the entire top of the bagel with their industrial butter spray.

They didn't just put it on the inside the entire top is coated in this glossy, viscous sheen. I'm sitting here looking at it, and let's be entirely honest... the visual here is highly questionable. It looks less like breakfast and more like a crime scene.

Just a bagel with bacon. We added the cheese.

🔎 Inspection Report

✅ Nice, even grill marks.
✅ Bread looks well toasted—not burnt.
✅ Cheese appears to be melting out the sides (always a good sign 😋).
🤏 From this angle I can’t tell how generous the filling is, so the cross-section inspection is still pending.

Verdict:
Provisional Pass… but the investigation remains OPEN until we see the inside.

And regarding the missing cookie…
🫣