u/Patriot_Queen_0219

So me and my boyfriend are always picking on and rage baiting each other and giving each other nicknames that someone on the outside looking in would find offensive. For example, I call him a crayon eater (even though he's in the Army and not the Marines) and new boot (just to annoy him).

I need help finding new nicknames for him. He comes up with nicknames for me so easily because I'm short. But I want something that'll aggravate the crap outta him!

🚨 PLEASE HELP ME FIND ONE 🚨