u/PeggyOMentum

Thirty dollars and thirty fucking years I've been doing this shit. I'm the laughingstock of the neighborhood, standing out on the lawn waving at the sky at 7am like I'm in some sort of cult. All the hours of excremeditation, the mounds of frop, all for what?!

Crisis of faith? You bet your ass! Fuck you, Mister J R "Bob" Dobbs, if that is your real "nickname." Unless they're really coming this year. I mean, it's two days. I can wait and see.