u/PhilipsAcoustiverse

Been trying to put something together to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children". Two efforts so far are:

Who's that Scummer on the hillside?

Who's that spying with his phone?

Boro caught him by the tree

So they went to Wem-ber-ley

And the cheating Scummers had to stay at home.

or

Who's that hiding on the hillside?

Who's that hiding by the tree?

He's a dirty Scummer spy

And he is the reason why

All the Scummers couldn't go to Wem-ber-ley.

Any thoughts or suggested improvements?

Honestly, just the thought of three sides of Fratton Park singing something like this for 90 minutes when the Scummers come here next season, makes me make little squealy noises.