u/PickleQueen24

If your lack of license didn’t already identify you as a carpetbagger tour guide, your ridiculously incorrect script (yes, we could hear you through the door & we hope that your tour could hear us making fun of you right back) and that you had the gall to block actual local employees from just doing their job sure did.
Next time we won’t just passive aggressively shove past you & through your group to leave, but we’ll call you out on your shit in front of your tour. And who knows, maybe report you.

In the lord of the rings, the palantir is an indestructible seeing stone… otherwise middle earthian spy software. Hence why they’re co-opting the lotr lingo.

But to be clear. It is used for EVIL by Saruman. And if they know enough nerd lore to know what the palantir is, they should know that Tolkien is saying surveillance is not good.

Also, not included in the movies, the Shire is almost completely demolished by Saruman & his lackeys and our heros must save it AFTER destroying the ring.

I’ll show myself out now…