Detective Piglet is on da case of the big boomies!
Frens, last year I wuz a scared cat about the boomies.but since I became a Piglet detective, I lerned igotta be not scared.
So me not gonna be scared anymore. Me gonna find the SOURCE OF DEM BOOMIES (and take my secretary, Miss, with me. She also not scared of boomies.)
First we got on da roof. Well, not me. Miss got up on the roof to see if the boomies were up der and dey were not! Very sneaky. Next I made Miss climb into da front tree and see if they was up der. Also no.
So then we goes to lunch and I had my special detective food (Miss here: it's costco nuggets with delicious soft stuff mixed in) and Miss had VEGEBLES! Later she go in the bathroom and SHE MADE THE BOOMIES!
MISS IS A TRAITOR TO DOGGOS AND ALLY OF BIG BOOMIES! I lock her out of da house abd now she bangin on da windows.
Duz I arrest her now? Do humans have leashes? Can someone come with a police kar an pick her up? Methinks she going away for a long long time.
