u/Pirateslifexo

She must be so broke with how often she's been pimping out her spicy dumps lately 💰 🌶️💩
▲ 174 r/teenmom

She must be so broke with how often she's been pimping out her spicy dumps lately 💰 🌶️💩

Dead beat David isn't cheap to keep around. 🤑

u/Pirateslifexo — 1 day ago
▲ 344 r/teenmom

Get the eye bleach ready 👀

The MILF is selling Arby's for her photographer. 👣

u/Pirateslifexo — 4 days ago

This trash bag 🤡

Telling people to go kill themselves again. Hey Kristen, nobody would even know who your dumbass was if it wasn't for BGC.

Get help. 🗑️

u/Pirateslifexo — 5 days ago

She's losing it.

I already knew she was mentally unstable when she was on the show, but this is a whole new level of crazy. Crazy like her texts to baby Daddy saying she was gonna hurt the girls and move to Italy.

Hope her lil ones are good! 👀

u/Pirateslifexo — 5 days ago
▲ 130 r/teenmom

Jan's Q&A to herself again 🤡

Her favorite thing to do while she's in Hospice.

u/Pirateslifexo — 9 days ago
▲ 89 r/teenmom

New face, who dis 🤡

All the does is lay around while her J is locked up who knows where. There's a special place in hell for you Jan, and I can't WAIT to see the consequences headed your way for bringing a PDF back around your lil ones. 🍿

u/Pirateslifexo — 14 days ago
▲ 383 r/teenmom

I don't know who made this, but high five! 😂

Hopefully she's saving her butthole bucks for a rainy day. Like when she gets locked up again and needs money on her books. 💰

u/Pirateslifexo — 18 days ago
▲ 90 r/teenmom

She pulled em up even higher. 🐫

Pitchurs of K&E and pitchurs of her promoting her sex work. Repeat. You're just winning at this Mom thing, Jan!🙈

u/Pirateslifexo — 21 days ago
▲ 494 r/teenmom

No matter how high she hikes up her bikini bottoms, you can still see the 2nd belly button winking at you. 😜

And it will be out there all Summer! ☀️

u/Pirateslifexo — 24 days ago
▲ 275 r/teenmom

She need more butthole bucks guys 🙄

Her hobosexual huzzbin isn't cheap to keep around. 🤑

u/Pirateslifexo — 1 month ago
▲ 404 r/teenmom

World's best Mom is gonna be peg leggin' around the swamps in Florida soon with her pdf huzzbin.🦜

u/Pirateslifexo — 1 month ago
▲ 58 r/teenmom

Watching on Pluto and I don't remember this episode...

Barb asks her what happened to her chinny chin chin and she said she fell out of a Taxi Cab.

From breaking toilets with her face to falling UP stairs at a bar, maybe it's a YOU problem Jan. 🤡

Have another drink you sorry excuse for a Mother.

u/Pirateslifexo — 1 month ago
▲ 261 r/teenmom

There's so much to make fun of in this video, it's difficult to pick just one. But I'll start with her going to a "Business Meeting" at a Pool Party in Vegas 💩🤡

u/Pirateslifexo — 2 months ago
▲ 803 r/teenmom

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's out there that actually take care of their kids 💝

And a big eff you to these two crackheads!! 💊

u/Pirateslifexo — 2 months ago
▲ 108 r/teenmom

Literally NOBODY likes you Jan 😆

And unless you grew up watching TM, nobody even knows who you are. 🤡

u/Pirateslifexo — 2 months ago
▲ 0 r/rhoc

She's been doing some weird Chemo Cream and honestly, if I was her, I would be in hiding and not sharing this jump scare! 🫣 Officially Muting her stories..

u/Pirateslifexo — 2 months ago