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I've been called worse..

My favorite is when someone calls me a funny bitch.

It's never to insult me and even if it was i love it.

I like telling people they or someone they know is a weird bitch.

It's just so good I can't explain... you just have to feel it to understand.

Hits just right in serious situations and even makes them laugh sometimes.

Now why am I telling you this?

Because I'm a weird bitch too apparently. 🤣

That's so funny I can't even be upset.

Not that I did anything to deserve that they're just mad they're not you.

So sorry about it but what can I do?

Nothing.

I can't do a fucking thing about that actually.

Very disappointing both ways yet I'm the weird one because I'm honest?

Seems they are a bit weird themselves..

Maybe someone they know is also a bitch?

Maybe that's why they thought I'm them?

Who knows really.

These letters may be very different and probably give too much and not enough in the same breath.

That's because they're for you..

At least the you that lives in my brain..

You haven't been paying me any rent by the way...

I'd have tossed you out long ago if you weren't so.....you.

That's ok that's fine. 🙂

I'll just come collect next time..

Anyway since I'm here..

How are you?

How's the kid?

You still..?

Right.

No no.

It's fine.

Don't have to tell me anything.

About you or your life..

Of course I'd love to hear anything you'd like to say..

It's just those aren't really the reason I'm here typing away at the the moment.

I have different questions that feel need addressed anyway..

Ready?

Okay great.

Are you in love with me?🤭

Yes right off the rip.

Now go on tell me.

Oh come on nothing to say?

Cat got your tongue?

Am I the cat?

Ok ok fine next question..

Why do you stare at me the way you do?😏

*puts microphone into your face as a camera man steps behind me filming*🎤

Oh what him?

This?

It's nothing.

Now answer the question.

*camera man zooming in on your face you're sweating*📸

Ok buddy here's another one for you.

I promise it's easier then the last two.

Ready?

Great.

What do I mean to you?🤔

*camera man is tapping his foot getting impatient as he watches you fumbling with your words*

Really?

Still nothing?

CUT!

*turn to the camera man and tell him to pack it up.. he glares at you as he does*👺

Oh don't worry about him.. he's just really excited to finally know what's up between us.

As am I to be frank with you.

*I laugh nudge your stomach with my elbow and wink at you*

But I can see you're still finding your words.

I'll be back next time by myself if that helps..?

Maybe by then you'll have something to say.

*camera man shouts from the van "Fuckin better!"*😤

Oooff I better go..he's getting emotional in the van..

We have a rule.. no emotions in the van..only music.

Anyway have a good day hope you come up with something good I've got plenty of questions.

Hopefully you'll have some answers.

👋*you hear a speaker blasting music and we're off*🚙

In the van the camera man says "he probably definitely thinks you're a weird bitch now.."

I say "and what does that make you?"

"You're right." He says turning the music up.🔊

I'm enjoying making these letters silly. My partner in crime inspired this one. He's rooting for you lol don't let him down.

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