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I just started playing deltarune chp 6 is this suppose to happen???
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💀💀THOSE WHO poop in they hand and throw it at people💀💀💀💀💯respect 1000%
skibidi jonkler: why so skibidi?👽🚽
THOSE WHO ARE A DEMON: 👿😈👺 👹 😡
those who are a skbidi toilet: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🚽🚽🪠 🤑 💯💀💀💀
those who are a elephant farting: 🐘💨
hawk 1: booooo
hawk 2: ahhhhh
THOSE WHO ARE POOP: 💩💩💀💀
those who dont know: 😃
THOSE WHO FARTED:🚶💨💀
THOSE WHO ARE RICH: 🤑🤑🤑🤑✅ 💸 💰 💹 🪙 💳 💱 💵 💶 💷 💴 💲 🥇
those who are dead: 💀💀🪦🥀
THOSE who are SUS: 😼🔪 💀💀
those who are cold: 🥶 🧊 🌨️ ❄️ ⛄ ☃️ 😰 💧 🏔️ 🎿 ⛷️ 🌫️ 💀💀
Crazy waterbending
Can you imagine the crazy ass abilities Katara had as a water bender? I'm not talking about fighting, I'm talking about sex.
Think about it, instant enema for her. She would be down for anal almost anytime of the day. Oh man, and the saliva play. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like this, but can you imagine being lathered in her spit? She'll tongue box the inside of your mouth and work her magical sex organ down your chest and on to your dick. The saliva in her mouth would give your a whirlpool like blowjob if she really wanted to. It would be like having a rotating fleshlight with a tongue to make sure your dick is the cleanest it'll ever be.
On top of all that, when the full moon comes out, you best be ready for a mind numbing orgasm as she plays with the blood inside you're erected phallus, and contorts your dick in pleasurable ways that's physically and legally not possible. Katara could cumbend your spunk and give herself a full body bathe in it. The reason Aang looked so young during the avatar state was because he died in his mid-40's, blasting rope one last time in a seizure like orgasm on a full moon.
The Milk Route
Today I had a weird dream where there was a fourth Undertale route called The Milk Route. The requirements to trigger this route were similar to the pacifist route, which is to spare everyone, then go to Grillby's bar and approach him, who will serve us a glass of milk instead of alcohol as Frisk is too young to drink. Frisk will then drink milk and ask for more until Grillby gets out of stock. After that, our character gets drunk on milk. The sprite will change, showing Frisk with a drunken smile. As we leave the bar, Sans asks us what happened to us, we become milk addicts and our mission will be to search milk in the Underground instead of confronting Asgore. In one scene, Toriel and Papyrus blames Sans for the irresponsibility of getting a child drunk, which Sans will deny. We'll also see scenes where Flowey goes berserk over the player's quest for milk in the Underground, instead of doing everything according to his plans. A cutscene also shows Frisk being swept away by a river as we falls into it, taking us completely away from the main goal. The final boss is then Flowey in his normal form, who has gone lunatic after we've found ourselves in a remote location. Our only healing items were milk, and we were unable to act. The fight ended with Frisk eating Flowey, and the game ended with Frisk falling to the ground. A black background with text asking us how we could have messed up our gameplay so badly. Another alternate ending showed Frisk and Asriel in his god form both getting drunk and singing together.
Watching osu streams for the first time. When am I supposed to goon?
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I've just started watching mrekk live.
Some maps are very arousing but they aren't scores on my favourite songs, but more like aim slop or flow slop with a song I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable songs without climaxing. If I blow my load during a mid song flow slop score, and then my favorite song shows up 20 minutes later with an insane pp value, it feels like the session is effectively wasted.
Here is my current protocol:Aim slop bad song: Passive observation, no touch.Flow slop bad song: Slow edging allowed, but no climax.Good map (but not my favourite song): Allow arousal to go up but stop at the 80% threshold.Good map (favorite song): Full release permitted.But the issue is, if the stream makes me too aroused that I get to 90% arousal level, and then mrekk starts playing a banger map with a decently good song, I feel like I'll have to give in to my primal urges. In that case, I'd have to stop watching before that map and go on with my day and then come back once my arousal is back to normal. But I don't know what he will choose when.
To mitigate this, I’ve introduced an emergency system. If arousal exceeds 80% during a map with an unpreferred song, I immediately shut down the game and go for a walk outside.
If I end up being unable to kick off my emergency system and I do reach 90% arousal during a non-preferred map choice, then I must make a decision based on the following criteria:Quality of the context: If the context of the map or its emotional resonance is a 9/10 or higher, it is temporarily upgraded to qualified.Time of the day: If it’s past 11:30 PM, in order to not lose sleep, I'm allowed to exercise the "no regrets act" which gives me a permit to elevate any undesired song or any contextually poor map to the "qualified status." It's like when deputies deputize people.If these checks don't match, then I don't watch the stream for 2-3 days and come back once I'm in the mood.
What do you think? How should I approach this?
Yo someone draw this from r/drawthisasdeltarune2
Deltarune text
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undertale deltarune nutdealer gaster dess december holiday carol holiday noelle holiday roaring knight meet my secret cousin rory nyte its like hes in some king of... snowgrave human i remember you're genocides chester holiday togore dreemurr they/them kris slash theory eram friend friend inside me device\_friend image\_friend 666 66 gaster address me elephant gaster door green gaster theory rgb red green blue the door in between skelebros sans papyrus wingdings 12/25 1225 christmas krismas roses are pink violets are yellow copies are monochrome but you colored us in with care \[\[1997\]\] spamton tenna spamtenna pipis 😺 freedom's just a 👻 penumbra phantasm for 📧 big shots about 🤡 the world revolving i'm old! i can't read i'm an undertale fan Ramb So I haveth a Laser Pointere. really deltarun fans? kiss the my ass togore 'tastic! And don't forget me, your eggs-husband. kris loses hand theory toby who had never thought any of that susie's idea diagonal kris baby noelle i am the original starwalker I LOVE TV! I LOVE TV! 99x ❤ me say it didnt happen say it didnt snow it happened ❤ it snew It's already... been here the whole time. \[Noelle\] (Noelle), I saw you kissing \[Susie\] (Susie), I am very \[Dess\] (homo)phobic. What the actual \[Asgore, Rudy\] (fuck)? Wait what NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT \[Hyperlink Blocked\] = LOVE lost where the forest would grow the children followed the pointed tail the poor children! the tail which must not be followed circle triangle pointed tail THEY'LL HEAR THE RING OF HEAVEN'S CALL. THEY'LL SEE THE TAIL OF HELL TAKE CRAWL. friend device\_friend image\_friend cat petterz 2 roots digital roots bit roots queen's basement noelle holiday dess holiday december holiday bunker shelter eram shadow mantle roaring knight undyne toriel asgore the flower asylum fields of pink and gold an inferno of jealousy chapter 5 deltarune tomorrow! Man behind the tree what a mystery, man! say that again He is behind the tree Egg papyrus knight theory rudy knight theory carol knight theory lost girl FIND\_HER.ogg A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT. BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT. IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES. AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES. you couldnt find your hand. as long as kris got a hand to lift me up with
Battle against the world lyrics also the soundtrack is from the deltarune fangame chapter rewritten
I CAN
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WITH ME YOU CAN
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HEARD THE CALL IN '83
FINALLY MY MIND IS FREE
HEARD THE DEVIL'S VOICE IN MORSE
AN UNHOLY FORCE
TO HOLD THIS WORLD IN MY HAND
I'D HOPE YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
YOU AND ME
WE CAN DO ANYTHING
I CAN
YOU WITH ME
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WITH ME YOU CAN
WE CAN
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I CAN DO ANYTHING
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
WE CAN DO ANYTHING
Undertale reference
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