Real-life people who were played by actors on Seinfeld
Joe DiMaggio
Calvin Klein
Mahatma Gandhi
John F. Kennedy Jr.
George Steinbrenner
J. Peterman
Fidel Castro
Monica Seles
Am I missing anyone?
Joe DiMaggio
Calvin Klein
Mahatma Gandhi
John F. Kennedy Jr.
George Steinbrenner
J. Peterman
Fidel Castro
Monica Seles
Am I missing anyone?
So I pick up this woman at Motel 6, she has a 2-year old in a car seat. She gets in the car and I'm taking her to Five Guys. I'm thinking, Jesum, she lives in a Motel 6 with a kid? And has to Uber everywhere? Hard luck. But she's taking an Uber to go out to lunch at Five Guys, so she can't be that hard up, right? She gets out and starts heading into the restaurant and I notice she has a Five Guys hat on! And she's taking her KID to work? PLEASE tell me her mother or someone she knows is meeting her there to watch the kid, right? Son of a b*tch.
So I figured, there's no way I can charge this woman for this ride. So I attempted to "cancel" the ride and hit the "do not charge rider" button. But I wasn't able to do it.
The story gets worse! The next night I pick her up at the Five Guys after closing and guess what? She's got her kid again! This is awful, the very least I can do is give her a free ride. So this time I canceled the ride on the app as soon as she got in the car, but I didn't tell her. Then she notices and gets panicky that she's going to be in trouble so I said, "I'm not charging you for this ride." I mean, come on. Who could take this woman's money? She was grateful. I said "you're welcome". Then I blocked her! No way am I giving any more free rides to some freaking homeless single mom! Kidding. But how effed up is that? Just give this woman a little government assistance, OK? So she can raise her kid and buy her food without having to drag her to work at a f^cking fast-casual restaurant. I'd rather my government money go to that then bombing f*cking Iran