u/Potential-One-2684

The player will NO LONGER be Magdalene. Instead, players will choose their own choosename and custom pronouns at the start of the game. Also, the protagonist will NO LONGER be a zombie, because that constitutes cultural APPROPRIATION of the myths and traditions of the ANCIENT INDIGENOUS PEOPLES of the islands.

Dr. Beanies will NO LONGER appear in the game because he is RACIST, SEXIST and ANIMAL ABUSER. Instead, players will receive quests from TRACY, who is now the PRESIDENTESS OF THE UNITED STATES, with Tink being her right-hand. As the plot progresses, Butch will come to terms with his homosexuality and transgenderism and will marry Tracy, ultimately becoming the FIRST LADY OF THE USA. Baby Jack will fight for the rights of TRANSDISABLED PEOPLE, which he IDENTIFIES as. Frank and Organ Grinder will ALSO be removed from the game for the same reason, they are ZOMBIES.

Steven now uses THEY/THEM pronouns because there are literally MANY Stevens. They will still punish the player for save-scumming, BUT NOW they will first ASK whether you feel COMFORTABLE with them doing so.

Absolutely all collars have been REMOVED from the game. The only exception is the DRUID, because they are the only one spreading ANTI-WAR messages and slogans such as “Love is Love.” Also, ALL cats are automatically born VEGAN and WILL NOT eat meat on the battlefield.

Actually, there will NO LONGER be ANY COMBAT in the game whatsoever. Instead, we will negotiate with opponents by TRADING items from our INVENTORY so they let us pass. By the way, the word "enemy" is NO LONGER USED. They will now be referred to as "individuals with differing perspectives".

All diseases in the game will now be called "physical traits" rather than diseases, SO AS NOT TO DISCRIMINATE against disabled people. They also will not provide ANY debuffs whatsoever, to demonstrate that we treat people with disabilities AS EQUALS.

Furthermore, ABSOLUTELY EVERY character will receive the same redesign as DRAVEN and become DARK BROWN.

All MALE bosses will change their gender to FEMALE in order to avoid promoting PATRIARCHAL ideals. Lord Burga will become LORDESS BOOBGA, the Throbbing King will become the VIBRATING QUEEN, and so on. In addition, all MALE units receive -10 Intelligence from birth.

Hitler will be REMOVED from the game, and das Future will be ruled by LADY GAGA.

ABSOLUTELY ALL songs in the game will be replaced with tracks by AYESHA EROTICA. The only exception is the DYBBUK. During encounters with HIM, TRADITIONAL JEWISH SONGS will play.

And most importantly, this update is NOT coming out in 2052. It’s coming out TOMORROW.

I want to give him anilingus so badly, and it's so sad at the same time, because he doesn't exist.
Lately, I've been seriously thinking about ordering a prostitute one day and have him role-play like he's Tink…

I didn't realize Frank addressed himself as "we" and in the third person for a LONG time. So I thought this "nameless hobo" lived together with a mysterious someone named Frank

I was thinking about the gray race, we only see them in the past and in Beanies lab or bunker. So, maybe the gray race is one of those species exterminated by Homo sapiens long ago. And Beanies, returning to the past, took the DNA of the gray people and then cloned them in his lab.

Maybe because the gray race was tuffer, like all prehistoric people, compared to modern ones. And they could survive more dangerous experiments. Well, and maybe because they are the only ones Beanies found, the time machine travels through time, but not through locations, meaning mostly gray people lived in that area