u/PrincessGaudet

so i recently went to support my friend to do stand up, when I walked in a few seconds late, and sat down. he decided to point at me and say I like to poop on people?

it was very left field and the joke did not make sense. he then followed up with- you just don’t get my sarcasm??

so I asked him- where is this joke coming from?

”oh my ex girlfriend was into that,” well then wouldn’t the joke be- my ex girlfriend is into pooping on people?

not pointing at a random person and attacking them. If i told him in private that I did that, or if we went on a date- I would be more understanding, but I was confused by the entire thing.

am I in the wrong for not getting the bit ? he said I heckled him? which I definitely did not lol, I did a 14 hr work day- I didn’t have energy to heckle or attack . he couldn’t even say what I said? cause he lied about that too.

if we were comedian buddies that went way back, maybe i would laugh ? I just felt confused, cause I literally left my friends to watch him do stand up and support. I was even going to pay the venue until I had that bad experience and just exited.

am I in the wrong? I understand pointing people out and making fun of them, but atleast make it a legit joke- like my hairline jokes are funnier than this. am I taking this wrong ?

My neighbor is goofy, and obsessed with me. Puts my packages right at my door step. Rearranged the furniture in the hallway, puts his weird religious books in the space to intimidate the neighbors..

Yesterday he left dog poop on the mail box. Over night. It's kind of a sanitary issue- is it okay to tell the landlord? my mailman didn't want to come yesterday because of that.. it's gone now, but I don't want it to become a thing.. Should I write the landlord? I just don't want to lose my housing over it. It's a sanitary issue.