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This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns! ...Then they found out it was the baby.
▲ 261 r/TheSimpsons

This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns! ...Then they found out it was the baby.

u/ProfessorGhoul — 5 hours ago
▲ 260 r/TheSimpsons

You're going to be my murder victim, Bart...in our school production of Lizzie Borden, starring Martin Prince as Lizzie!

u/ProfessorGhoul — 3 days ago
▲ 7 r/TheSimpsons

Acclaimed?! I ought to replace it right now with a Chinese cartoon where the robots turn into...Blingwads!

u/ProfessorGhoul — 3 days ago
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You caught me at a real bad time, Moe. I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you.

u/ProfessorGhoul — 6 days ago
▲ 223 r/TheSimpsons

Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird."

u/ProfessorGhoul — 10 days ago