u/PromiseFinal9552

Wouldn’t it be cool if a simple laser pointer could do YAG and we could zap our floaters ourselves?

Like you stare at a bright white wall and then aim the laser into your eyes and click The floater is zapped!

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u/PromiseFinal9552 — 5 days ago

There are more floaters in your eyes than you can currently see

The ones in the middle of the eyes are visible but there are more floaters to the sides, bottom and top which you are currently unaware of.

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u/PromiseFinal9552 — 5 days ago

Theoretically if it were possible to inject some chemical inside the eyeballs, which chemicals could realistically clear the floaters/collagen without harming eyes?

Perhaps bromelian? What else? Collagenase can hurt eyes since they too are made of collagen.

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u/PromiseFinal9552 — 5 days ago

Stop tying to constrict your throat in public to force out your tonsil stones. People can tell.

If you have a habit of constricting your throat, to force out your tonsil stones then stop. You might think you are being discreet but other people can tell.

Look in the mirror and try.

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u/PromiseFinal9552 — 6 days ago

Imagine being able to visit the world of Harry Potter and then Madam Pomfrey cures your eye floaters with one wave of her wand

Any cure for floaters will be nothing short of magic.

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u/PromiseFinal9552 — 7 days ago

All the stupid eye had to do was to replenish water inside the eye slowly over weeks but no, all the water inside is stuck forever with the damn floaters!

Stupid eye, y u no filter eye water?

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u/PromiseFinal9552 — 11 days ago

If you have large long, connected floaters like nerves, they could be due to collapsed “cloqet’s canal” or “hyaloid canal”

I’ve never seen anyone talk about these floater types. In this the central tube snaps and so do the surrounding nerves which are transparent.

u/PromiseFinal9552 — 12 days ago

One of the prettiest women in my workplace married an ugly guy because she had stinky tonsil stones

She also had Asperger’s and possibly narcissism but the tonsil stone breath is why she struggled in dating. Her husband must be tolerating her stinky breath because she is hot.

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u/PromiseFinal9552 — 13 days ago