Im ai pregnant with Im only here for pikmin's Child.
as the title says, im 3 weeks ai pregnant with IOHFP child, and its been a ai-derfull experience
it started three weeks ago, when i watched his latest video. "ahahahah he's so funny, pikmins are so cool even the fat purple ones, wish they had ozempics" i said to myself, finishing the video and laying in bed, but something was different.
I felt it, deep down....
i looked up everywhere to know how could this happen as im a 32 year old alaskan male, so i was scared of what could have lead to this feeling.
But then, i opened chatgpt, which gave me a four word answer:
"you are ai pregnant"
then i asked gemini, same answer
Claude maybe? the same answer
even GROK told it to my face, that i am in fact, ai pregnant....
color drains from my face until im white as alaskan snow, i even peed myself a little.
but a there was a question i couldnt contain, who was the father?
i asked every ai possible and they all denied it, couldnt be possible, i stopped paying my grok ai bf subscribtion, sweat start pouring out every pores of my body as im scurying and sliding on my sweat in my alaskan room (made out of snow). Which charmant person could it be?
Then, i froze. i remember, there was two person that i saw before it all hapened.
-Maltigi
-Im only here for pikmin
"damn you, weekly pikmin videos! you damned me to have your ai child!" i said tear dripping from my eyes as they instantly freeze to the alaskan -40 celsius climate.
And for the next week i cried, not from happiness but by raw sadness. I never wanted to be pregnant, even less an ai baby, im so scared of the responsabilities as im the first alasakan ever to have an ai baby, ive started learning the basics of code to communicates with him. i also sent a letter via carrier pigeons and moose but ive still been waiting for an answer....
please IOHFP fanbase.... help me get the care package for my ai child from him.... alaskan jobs dont pay the same ever since my neighborhood melted....
If anybody got any experiences with alaskan ai babies, please help me... being a single sweaty father is hard......