


The perfect sploot
Jellybean Meatballhead's sploot form and technique are truly awe-inspiring. Flawless toe beans. Consummate flufferbutt. One zillion out of ten.



Jellybean Meatballhead's sploot form and technique are truly awe-inspiring. Flawless toe beans. Consummate flufferbutt. One zillion out of ten.
Hey y'all, tomorrow (Saturday May 23 at 8pm Eastern) there's going to be a live-on-zoom storytelling show. The series is called Fairy Tale Variations, and the stories are beautiful interpretations of traditional folk and fairy tales. This one's theme is DRAGONS.
A link to get tickets is here. Tickets are free, but you have to register to get the link to the show.
The show is a pay-what-it's-worth model, so if you watch it and you think it's terrible, you can pay zero dollars. And if you love it and you don't have any monies, you can also pay zero dollars. And if you love it and are able, you can pay as many dollars as makes sense for you.
For lovers of fairy tales, I highly recommend it!
Hi all! I am a school nurse deeply underwhelmed by the NC sex ed requirements, and not super impressed with DPS in particular (though I understand they are somewhat hamstrung by state regulations.) So I am thinking about developing a comprehensive sex ed program differentiated for ages 4-19, that can be taught in small groups, maybe on a sliding scale.
Some major gaps I have identified in NC law are these:
-"Teach that a mutually faithful monogamous heterosexual relationship in the context of marriage is the best lifelong means of avoiding STIs, including HIV/AIDS."
-"Condoms and other contraceptive devices may not be made available on school property."
"Each local school administrative unit shall provide a reproductive health and safety education program commencing in 7th grade."
(115C-81.30)
I believe that 7th grade is way too late to start the conversation. And while lawmakers may aspire to have everyone celibate until they join a "mutually faithful monogamous heterosexual relationship in the context of marriage, " we know that this is simply not the reality, and declining to give them more information about other pathways does not prevent them from taking those other pathways.
I'm not really much of an entrepreneur, but I'm trying to do some market research. So I come to you, netizens, to ask...is this something y'all see as a need in Durham? Would parents be interested?
In today's episode, we sample weeds from the yard, attempt photosynthesis, and enjoy our first pup cup from the local snowball stand.