u/Puzzleheaded_Bug6384

I included the blank template in case anyone wants to use, steal whatever.

ETA- Just to be a bit clearer, I don't have issue with people who have very unique or niche DRs. What I hate is being annoying af and acting like an asshole to others who have their own scripts because you think you're better for shifting somewhere that 'isn't popular', 'isn't realistic.', or 'isn't cool/fun sounding'. Someone's Better version of their CR is just as valid as someones's DND Campaign DR, which is just as valid as someone's Kpop Idol DR.
The only thing I will turn my nose up at is the shifting to hurt people thing lol.

Please refer to this post- Are you an LOANDROID? Signs to look for!

I feel like I have to say this with more people joining and people getting confused. Liking LOA as a concept, method, or whatever does not mean you are not allowed to join the jerk.

BRUUUUHHHH, I DON'T WANT MY FOREHEAD TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO WHERE YOU CAN PROJECT THE ENTIRE U.S CONSITUTION ON IT AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR THE EVERY HARRY POTTER MOVIE SCRIPT. 😂😂
LIKE YEAH I WANNA BE A COOL HERO IN A DIGITAL WORLD BUT ALSO Y'ALL-
(Also hi this is a joke and not intended to discourage, cause doubts, or demotivate anyone to shift. ty ty)

BTW I know what they mean when they say 'just be/act like your dr self' but I'm scared of heights, most reptiles, every insect ever, deep water, if it's not cold/air conditioned I will get itchy and irritable,...HOW TF-

But yeah, shifting is where you draw the line...

ETA: Poor meme quality, I'm sorry. but it says "Me when LOA proves to me it works but won't help me shift because it's a smug little shit-"

Backstory, Okay so I was kind of thinking about a Monster Energy drink, but I've been boycotting the company because they love suing people who use the word Monster and I think that's lame so I've been boycotting and not buying them. I haven't purchased one in a hot minute. But for some reason I was really thinking about it for like two days.

So I was in the store a few days back and I was staring at the drink section because I was thinking about it, but then I just say 'Fuck it whatever' and get something else, (Ginger Ale if anyone cares to know!) and I just let it go and went about my day. It's whatever, I don't care, I got something else, whatever, right? THIS WAS A FEW DAYS BACK...

THAT BRINGS US TO TODAY!!!! MY SISTER-IN-LAW STOPS BY...AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE GIVE ME?! A MF'KIN MONSTER ENERGY DRINK!!! I DID NOT MENTION THAT I WAS CRAVING AN ENERGY DRINK TO THIS WOMAN AT ALL NOR DID I ASK HER TO BUY ME ONE WHEN SHE WENT TO GO GET HER MORNING MATCHA. SHE JUST DROPPED BY TODAY AND SAID 'HERE YA GO'.

AM I BEING TROLLED?!?!?! THIS SHIT WORKS FOR EVERY FUCKING THING EXCEPT SHIFTING AND IF THIS FUCKER (LoA) IS TROLLING ME-. 😂😂😂 (Adding emojis because tone matters and I'm not angry, this is hilarious and I am very amused. I've been laughing about this all day.)

THIS IS NOT CALLING OUT ANYONE. THIS IS NOT A CALLOUT POST. THIS IS NOT A CALLOUT POST. THIS IS NOT CALLING ANYONE OUT. DO YOU SEE THE DISCLAIMER? YOU READ IT? SO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ISN'T DIRECTED AT ANYONE SPECIFICALLY?

Okay so- I'm noticing people are starting to have the same sentiments as me, so I feel less like a raging asshole but this sub used to be so fun and so hilarious and it felt like an actual place to chop it up with other shifters. Now its starting to feel like the main subreddit with people using poorly made memes instead of long blocks of text. (That sounded a little mean, was that mean? I'm sorry.)

It feels like all I'm seeing is vent posts disguised as memes, mean spirited posts disguised as memes, and this strange sense of 'us vs them' I'm seeing. And disagreeing sounds more like 'lol okay idiot'. IDK maybe I'm overthinking.

-This is a reminder that this is a meme subreddit and none of the memes posted are intended to be rude, mean spirited, or discouraging to shifting. WE NEVER intend to be intentionally rude to other people. (See rule 1)

-We are NOT anti-shifters. Everyone here believes in shifting, practices shifting and many of us are spiritual/spiritual leaning. (Calling us antis is not only false but also stupid and wrong and also stupid.) (See rule 2)

-This is also a reminder that SINCE this is a MEME SUBREDDIT where we post MEMES about the shifting community and our own experiences shifting/troubles with shifting, the memes in question might come off as snippy, snarky, or bitchy. We are talking about poor advice, messing up our own methods. These are not directed at certain people. EDIT- This means we do not intentionally talk about shifting drama with the intent of insulting or dragging someone through the mud. (See rule 3)

-IF SOMEONE HERE POSTS THAT THEY HAVE SHIFTED, DO NOT DM THEM.

-IF YOU COME HERE WITH THE INTENTION OF STARTING SHIT, WE WILL LAUGH AT YOU...JUST SAYING. (Okay we won't laugh at you but please just read the rules)

(Repost because wtf reddit)

I call it the 'Spite Method'

Omg Y'all what if we just script that we're the shifting police and we're allowed to cross realities? j/

I've decided I want to contribute more by just posting hypothetical DR instances sooooo here's one.

I'm actually gonna try this time, not listen to the meditation and fall asleep.