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OMG I'M SCREAMING LOOK AT THIS MEME-
▲ 17 r/shiftingcirclejerk

OMG I'M SCREAMING LOOK AT THIS MEME-

-This is a reminder that this is a meme subreddit and none of the memes posted are intended to be rude, mean spirited, or discouraging to shifting. WE NEVER intend to be intentionally rude to other people. (See rule 1)

-We are NOT anti-shifters. Everyone here believes in shifting, practices shifting and many of us are spiritual/spiritual leaning. (Calling us antis is not only false but also stupid and wrong and also stupid.) (See rule 2)

-This is also a reminder that SINCE this is a MEME SUBREDDIT where we post MEMES about the shifting community and our own experiences shifting/troubles with shifting, the memes in question might come off as snippy, snarky, or bitchy. We are talking about poor advice, messing up our own methods. These are not directed at certain people. EDIT- This means we do not intentionally talk about shifting drama with the intent of insulting or dragging someone through the mud. (See rule 3)

-IF SOMEONE HERE POSTS THAT THEY HAVE SHIFTED, DO NOT DM THEM.

-IF YOU COME HERE WITH THE INTENTION OF STARTING SHIT, WE WILL LAUGH AT YOU...JUST SAYING. (Okay we won't laugh at you but please just read the rules)

u/Puzzleheaded_Bug6384 — 9 hours ago
▲ 71 r/shiftingcirclejerk

QUICK PSA: Believing in LOA does NOT automatically make you an LOAndroid. (ARE THEY AN LOANDROID? SIGNS TO LOOK FOR!!)

TL;DR: LOAndroids think the circle jerk are just salty bullies who can't manifest/shift. If you use LOA, you're not automatically a LOAndroid.

Welcome to The Shitting Hour, with your host...me.
Today, we shall talk about LOAndroids. Allow me to preface this by stating:

JUST BECAUSE YOU FOLLOW LAW OF ASSUMPTION, DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE AN LOANDROID! We here at the Shifting Circle Jerkle respect all methods of which you shift or better your own life. Even if that method is the Law of Ass(umption).

How to tell if someone is an LOANDROID:

  • They ignore peoples' concerns and assume your lack of shifting is due to limiting belief. (Their first line of defense is usually 'It's your fault if you didn't shift, you didn't assume, affirm, believe enough.")
  • They will count EVERYTHING as shifting and call you salty or jealous if you even insinuate it was a regular dream, lucid dream, astral project, a void state, or another state BEFORE shifting.
  • They cannot/refuse to explain their method beyond 'just assume'.
  • Their favorite person to mention is Neville Goddard. (Bonus points if they've never read a word that man has written.)
  • They may proudly proclaim that LOA is the only successful way to shift. (Ignoring other methods or passing other methods off as unreliable.)
  • The refuse to understand that people have shifted with doubts, assumptions or methods.
  • They will say that Law of Ass if the best way to shift, post lengthy 'advice', just to preface said advice with "I haven't shifted yet, but."

HONORABLE MENTION!!!!- When someone disagrees with them, their first words are "Lol okay guess I'll be having fun in my DR while you're stuck here lol." (Which then accidentally proves you can feel/get stuck in a reality...y'know the thing they say is impossible.)

If you have shifted with Law of Ass(umption), you are still a honorary jerker. If you do not fit the criteria of the above statements, you are not an LOAndroid.

This has been, The Shitting Hour, thank you for shitting.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug6384 — 5 days ago
▲ 2 r/shiftingcirclejerk

NEW METHOD IDEA DROPPED HOMIES (This is a meme, and not intended to be a serious method idea...unless it works for you idk)

The universe's bitch ass can't prove what reality you're from so liiikee-

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug6384 — 2 months ago
▲ 8 r/shiftingcirclejerk

Would you come back here or just pay the repair costs because you can afford insurance now?

I've decided I want to contribute more by just posting hypothetical DR instances sooooo here's one.

u/Puzzleheaded_Bug6384 — 2 months ago
▲ 30 r/shiftingcirclejerk

I have not attempted to shift in 2 months...you all...I think I'm ready

I'm actually gonna try this time, not listen to the meditation and fall asleep.

u/Puzzleheaded_Bug6384 — 2 months ago