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▲ 15 r/bilewater

PEOPLE OF BILEWATER! we have an important annouuncment to make!

((SHADOW THE HEDGHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFU-))

Corg: we are happy to announce the re-introduction of the pyrokins(!) into the bilewater army!

Borg: thank you to all those who made this possible, such as glarg the greasy who is one of few who remembred the chemichal compound needed for the creation of these flamethrowers, stilkin inc. who actuelly made them (for the very cheap price of 250 rosaries each, pyromancy ain't cheap ya'll) as well as monetized this operation, and for the veteran pyrokins who trained the new ones.

Corg: again, we thank you all and have a wonderful day.

u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 — 8 days ago
▲ 5 r/CitadelUnsung

Shipping thing ig

John: straight, currrently dating brill. if you were to date him instead you'd find that he's caring, (a little too) protective, affectionate, and maybe a little shy.

Pete: straight, but is not looking for a relationship.

Mike: aroace.

Groal: gay, currently dating soul master. the two have a tendancy to violently make out.

Aniel: lesbian. she used to date the third dead pinstress (she's older than most stilkin, being around the same age as juan.) not looking for a relationship, prefering to focus on her muckroaches.

Fern: bisexual, doesn't know it yet though. he's 13 so i won't reccomend you date him.

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u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 — 1 month ago
▲ 8 r/bilewater+2 crossposts

*groal, his asistants, and the other stilkin of bilewater stand at the duct's edge*

*they won't be leaving anytime soon*

u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 — 1 month ago
▲ 51 r/bilewater+1 crossposts

MY PEOPLE!

Groal: i am happy to announce that the conductor romino and his army are DEAD!

Stilkins: *loud cheers*

Groal fan: take off your shirt!

Groal: BUT! this does not mean that the war is over! far from it, in fact!

Stilkins: *they go quiet, slighly confused*

Groal: Calenini and alieth are still out there, alive! these two are the last traces of the shitadel! the ones who poisoned our waters and killed so many!

Stilkins: *they spit once they hear the word shitadel*

Groal: but we shall do the noble action of bringing them to an end! we will free many of their tyrrany and religion!

Stilkins: YEAH!

Groal: We will destroy the conductors!

Stilkins: YEAH!

Groal: and i will get another body pillow!

Stilkins: YEA- wait what

Groal: Uhhhh... forget about that again!

Stilkins: YEAH!

Groal: i shall command stilkin inc to increase production! we must prepare!

Stilkins: YEAH!!!

u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 — 5 days ago
▲ 14 r/bilewater

memes i made.

note that all of these are jokes and not meant to offend anyone. sorry if they are a little unfunny. i don't have much expirince with making memes.

u/Quick-Swordfish-1718 — 2 months ago