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I’m basing this on skill, personality, and personal preference

C - Alejandro Kirk
1B - Vlad Guerrero Jr
2B - Jazz Chisholm
SS - Francisco Lindor
3B - Manny Machado
LF - Roman Anthony
CF - Julio Rodriguez
RF - Aaron Judge
SP - Paul Skenes

Now if they all fell to the same problems from the original episode here is how I see it

Aaron Judge just wants to work but gets radiation poisoning.

Vlad Guerrero OD’s on Nerve Tonic

Skenes gets hypnotized into thinking he’s a chicken

Lindor falls into the mystery spot

Machado rescues the women and her furniture from the burning house

Roman Anthony is arrested for every unsolved murder in Boston

Julio Rodriguez is kicked off the team for his sideburns

Alejandro Kirk gets beat up by Barney after defending Pitt The Elder

Jazz Chisholm gets to play