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I asked the mods to make the Apple flair a WHILE ago and I got this sub recommended to me, so I decided to make this post! So, yeah! I’m cool and did something substantial here!

istg every month theres one day where this sub shows up

tons of these bug or suggestion posts on the sub are just people complaining about the game or just people not realising they suck at the game. please tell me im not the only one who thinks this 😭

hicguys my name is tussle band lemon and you dont wanna corss me 👿👿 im evil and strimg and like yeha so yeah you uh i uhm evil meanie 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

The Knight, also known as Ailineth Northwest, was born a Northwest (obv) but he was not treated as royalty. He was born from an affair so he was treated horribly. His name comes from the word ail. He tried to gain his father’s love by working as a knight, immediately going to the top ranks. He SMOKED the other knights, considered the best knight in history (he can be found in history books but only by first name). Despite all of this, his father hated him. So, he used him for war. He sent him to siege after siege, him leading each one to give him the highest probability of death. But each time, he survived. He destroyed the enemy. But his father still hated him. He finally found out about a palace attack that could finally get Ailineth killed. During the fight, he realised that the enemy wasn’t villainous at all. As the castle was crumbling, he noticed a group of kids huddled, trying to escape. As rubble fell, he dived forward to push the kids out of the way, killing himself in the process. He laid dead for thousands of years, until an archaeologist discovered him. It got sold and sold repeatedly until Stan found him. He thought he would be a great attraction. He wheeled him into the Shack, and left. But then, he came alive, aroused by the weirdness of Gravity Falls (as he died in Britain). His skeleton remained in the armour, almost entirely preserved. He didn’t remember anything. His family, his name, his purpose. The only thing he remembered is that he served the Northwests. Weeks later, his soul became able to generate extra strength in battle, turning from the normal teal of his soul to purple. It gave him intense strength and turned his blade into a chainsaw sword, yet he never realised. Even with all of his attempts to earn love, he never found any.

ive been dead for a while sooooo should i?

i nned to get out of art block i want humanoids

i dont feel like im contributing anything to this sub despite me having important characters like cornea. i dont know what to do here to “make my mark” aside for being a dick. how do i do ts man 😭

im missing a lot of them and a couple other secrets too how do you guys find them?! im going insane looking for them, theres basically zero videos bout them-

edit: shoulda said which ones im missing. tv hat, hardhat, smoke detector, mlg glasses, draw’s hat, token hat, the tf2 coconut, and honorary mention of omega trail

ive established before that carver is quite intelligent, but that isnt really reflected well in her personality. so should i change carver? (dont say its your choice i fucking hate it when people pull that shit)

edit: shes going to stay a cannibal either way btw and will occasionally go feral

edit two: WHAT IF CARVER WAS WEIRD INSANE CRAZY VERSJON AND CHARGER WAS SMART AND COOL VETSION THIS MIGHT WORK OMG