I ranked all things Cocteau Twins
At the start of 2025 Cocteau Twins rapidly became my favorite artists of all time, and as someone who writes for fun, I eventually felt a need to write something comprehensive about them. Now it's done.
I want to make it very clear that I am no professional writer or music critic, and there are probably countless viewpoints in this article that people will disagree with, but it's just my opinion.
Also, this thing is incredibly long, and I am not stupid – I don't expect anyone to read it from front to back. In any case, I do think it could be useful as a guide to those who are just getting into Cocteau Twins.
To that point, I should say that I initially only listened to Heaven or Las Vegas (that is, of their music) for several months, and it took me over a year until I had bothered to go through all of their music – I wish I had done so much, much sooner. Granted, I am a particularly big Cocteau Twins fan, but I really think all of their stuff is worth checking out.
In any case, this is a ranking of albums, singles and EP's, album covers, music videos, Elizabeth Fraser's gibberish, and more.
Read parts of it if you are interested. Otherwise I'm sorry to bother!