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▲ 123 r/seinfeld

My father, when I was a kid, he took me to r/seinfeld, and he lifted me up, and he pointed to the top 1% poster list and said "Sonny boy, take a good look at them, THAT'S gonna be you someday"

u/RecentCranberry — 2 days ago
▲ 16 r/seinfeld

Jerry is just as confused as Frank. A rooster IS a chicken. They're all chicken. The rooster has sex with all of them.

u/RecentCranberry — 3 days ago
▲ 292 r/seinfeld

So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my Quaker Oats. Do you like Quaker Oats, r/seinfeld?

u/RecentCranberry — 12 days ago
▲ 11 r/seinfeld

That's a weird way to draw a zero

Everything else about this scene is perfectly sane though

u/RecentCranberry — 19 days ago
▲ 115 r/seinfeld

I'm embarrassed by how often I agree with George

I don't know what it says about me. She had no right to claim credit for his big salad. "They FOOLED me Jerry" is a much better reading of that line. Pepsi > wine. The list is endless.

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u/RecentCranberry — 23 days ago
▲ 67 r/seinfeld

Your post .... Now, I've read this thing three times .... And everytime I read it .... 🤮🤮

u/RecentCranberry — 28 days ago
▲ 21 r/seinfeld

Do you have something equivalent to Golden Boy in your wardrobe?

Not necessarily a yellow T-shirt, just your "ironman" piece of clothing, the first thing you wear out of the laundry. Have you come to terms with the fact that your golden boy is slowly dying?

u/RecentCranberry — 29 days ago
▲ 18 r/seinfeld

If you have to survive one night with one of these cursed objects, which one are you choosing?

u/RecentCranberry — 1 month ago