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its like a cruise, but scaly

If you look at any irl lizard references then the bodies are like thick snakes with limbs on the side, they aren’t built like dogs with the limbs below their bodies

Imagine being isif- barely talking to others besides to order or report to giznel to a guy giving you a theory every ten minutes

There’s no way in hell you could tell me you’d be chill with drool on the food, them mofos don’t brush their teeth

(Yes I know it’s early)

Feel fear at the sight of yuri once more

The aftermath of watching the movie jaws

Damn- you just can’t get basic cleaning supplies anymore- it’s either yuri or orphans in the supply closet (brass reference, iykyk)…..

Damn- I’m slamming out yuri rn frfr

Totally not more lilard yuri

I am like a chief, I’m asked to make things…. And sometimes I actually do….

Who wants some yuri in this style? (Yall gimmie yuri human/arxur ideas) I mayhaps make it

What happens next? What will jones do? Tune in for crack comic yuri next time!

(What am I doing with my life? 😭🙏)

Sorry to disappoint, this one isn’t yuri 😔, don’t worry I will continue to contribute to the NoP yuri art space again soon

To be frank… I don’t even think a dossur can read a human map. Let alone the writing on the tourist pamphlet

(Euro nuclear reactors vs where bombs hit boe)

Firstly I want to state this by saying- yes I KNOW the bombs themselves were ‘clean’, HOWEVER, you cannot possibly tell me that antimatter + nuclear reactor would end well. From what little I could find for this subject, antimatter being dumped into a nuclear reactor could/would create a reaction of an atomic bomb and an absolutely massive Chernobyl type breakdown. And there’s no way you can tell me ‘oh well that would work just fine’, as there’s no way SOMETHING didn’t happen.

Also in addition, while the bombs themselves ‘didn’t’ pollute, the debris of the cities, crashing fed ships, Feds burning forests, certainly would. Mass amounts of building/construction dust would’ve been set to the wind, smoke would’ve choked the sky, and not to mention what would’ve gotten into the ocean from the costal cities- ESPECIALLY New York would’ve been egregious and would’ve damaged our planet. The moment exterminators landed on the planet they immediately went to scotching EVERYTHING. You think an exterminator would wait to start burning if it saw a fox or dog in the woods? Nope! They’d immediately rip out the flamethrowers. If exterminators were landing EVERYWHERE on the planet then I could very easily believe that they’d set fire to the Great Plains, or in Canadian forests, or great old Europe woods, or the dry Savannah. All of those places are extremely flammable and LARGE with PREDATORS- aka exactly what they’d want to burn.

So why is it then so ignored in fics/NoP itself? As these would be huge problems.

Me the moment a herb pulls out that ‘oh I didn’t think predators were smart enough to have that concept’, because how will they learn if no one teaches them?

I could totally see a venlil having a breakdown because humans call venlil 'cute', and then turn around and seek out cute animal shaped foods (use pokemon or something for example) to eat them.

Actually-

I firmly believe venlil would be freaked out about humans saying they find venlil cute and they don’t want to eat them, then humans turn around and obsess over eating ‘cute’ animal shaped foods (like when that jelly shaped cat went viral and everyone wanted some, or pokemon shaped and look-alike foods), some business would definitely come up with doing it with venlil and the cute aliens

This is official spider headcanon

Yall need to hear it