u/ReturnEconomy

As a circumsised guy, ive noticed lots of guys loose interest once they find out. Curious whether others have noticed this too.

Bought INTC calls last June, expiring this December. They’ve been printing like crazy.

Cashed out enough to cover cost + a little profit, but still holding most of the position.

Here’s the problem:
If I sell now → IRS takes a fat cut
If I wait ~45 days → long-term gains, way less pain
Stock’s been on a heater, but also feels like it could rug at any moment.

Contracts still have time, so even if it dips there’s runway… unless it doesn’t.

So now I’m stuck between:
Locking in gains and donating to Uncle Sam
Diamond handing for 45 days and risking I get cooked