u/RevolutionaryNero313

Naruto (the protagonist of... Naruto): So you're the reincarnation of Adam? From the bible?

Kazuya (the protagonist of SMT 1): Apparently.

Naruto: And that brown-haired guy that looks like Neji's is the reincarnation of Abel? Also from the bible?

Kazuya: Don't know who Neji is, but yeah, it's implied. Sorta, he might just be Jes—

Naruto: And the other dude that looks like Sasuke with a flat top, glasses and self-esteem issues is the reincarnation of Cain?

Kazuya: Also don't know who Sasuke is, but apparently yes, It's implied. Or he might just be the Anti—

Naruto: And the girl that Neji-looking guy is flirting with Eve? His mom? Your wife?

Kazuya: Yes, but no?

Naruto: Elaborate.

Kazuya: So that's not Aoi—the reincarnation of Eve—that's just a girl that looks like a younger Aoi and is also named Aoi.

Naruto: But she still looks like the real Aoi.

Kazuya: Kinda? Give or take 2 years, and the bangs. She's going with the hime-style haircut.

Naruto: Gotcha, but that's still, kinda his mom, right? Like, you just said that she's like her but younger.

Kazuya: I meant that appearance-wise, not personality-wise.

Naruto: But it's still her? Like, this is still incest, right?

Kazuya: Kinda? I don't know man.

Aleph (protag of SMT 2): Hey guys, what're you guys talking about?

Naruto: The incestual implications of dating someone that looks like a younger version of your mom.

Aleph: Ahh, got it. Heh "chuckles ", been there.

Naruto: ...

Kazuya: ...

Aleph: ... What?

Naruto: What do you mean "what"!?

Kazuya: You can't just say shit like that and not explain!

Aleph: What's there to explain? My mom didn't know who I was and we almost banged, until we both found out that I was her child.

Naruto: Dude, what?

Kazuya: The fuck do you mean "we almost banged", how the fuck couldn't she tell apart her own child?

Aleph: That's because we're almost the same age!

Naruto: Dude. What. The. Fuck!?

Kazuya: What do you by that. What do you mean by that? What do you fucking mean by that, Aleph!?

Aleph: When I was born the place I was in accelerated my growth by some years, so I could be a gladiator and stuff!

Naruto: WHAT!?

Kazuya: Oh my god...

Aleph: Yeah, it was messed up. Like, I was technically a baby.

Naruto: Damn, man. I'm sorry.

Kazuya: Yeah, same.

Aleph: It's fine, it's fine. I mean, out of context, I would probably freak out too.

Naruto: Yeaaaaaah...

Kazuya: Hmmmmm...

Aleph: ... "sighs", what now?

Naruto: So...

Kazuya: Yeah, uhhh...

Aleph: What? Spit it out.

Naruto & Kazuya: How old are you?

Aleph: 2 years old.

Kazuya: What.

Aleph: I'm 2 years old.

Naruto: I beg your finest fucking pardon?

And so shenanigans ensue, until a nerd gets bullied and demons start appearing at school. As such is life. Probably.