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Sasuke just stared at Kakashi in utter dafuckment. Out of all this time the man had been his sensei, only now he sees the absolute drivel he spews on a daily basis. Out of all the time Sasuke had known his teammates(first classmates) they had never once done something that could be described as a kekkei genkai.

"Now what in the Nibi's left tit are you babbling about?"

"Does the Nibi even have tits?"

"I wouldn't know, I've never seen it."

"Right well, like I was saying, they both have a kekkei genkai, theirs is just minor and don't have a visual cue."

"Like what?"

"Well, exactly what I said, everyone knows when you're using the sharingan."

"Mhm. And what exactly is their kekkei genkais?"

"Well, Naruto's is luck."

"What?"

"Luck."

"I heard you, but I don't understand. Luck isn't a kekkei genkai."

"That's what you think at first, but then you see the world literally shift it's balance to keep Naruto from dying and you think otherwise."

"I'm pretty sure that was a conveniently placed earthquake."

"It was centered underneath the enemy, the ground swallowed him whole."

"Happenstance."

"Naruto fell from a 100ft drop, he caught two birds, had them slow his fall, and landed on a giant bouncy castle."

"Coincidence."

"We were in the middle of a field!"

"..."

"Another time Naruto broke into an armed enemy encampment, all of them just so happened to be taking a nap, and when they did wake up, all of their weapons were rusty!"

"..."

"And-"

"Okay! I get it! Naruto's a lucky bastard!"

"Actually, his parents were married."

"Not gonna touch that, what about Sakura?"

"Notice how she's basically immune to genjutsu and other mind based Jutsu?"

"Yes."

"That's her kekkei genkai. It's due to the split personality in her head."

"That just sounds like mental problems with extra steps."

"You'd think that until you see her have three different conversations, one with herself, one with you, and one with her giant axes."

"Once again, sounds like mental problems with extra steps, also she has axes?"

"Yea, big ass ones too. Saw them cleave a man in two once."

"Where was I for these events?!"

"Off being an Uchiha and fighting alone as per usual."

"Oh, right."

"But, having her own little mental double makes her mind impenetrable. Though I wonder what'd happen if she learned the shadow clone Jutsu.."

"She doesn't have enough chakra for it anyway."

"Yea, you're right."

In another location, at the same time

"Naruto, are you sure these seals will work?"

"Are you doubting the special Naruto Uzumaki chakra increasing seals?"

"Yes."

"Oh.. well, don't worry, they'll work. Now make the hand sign!"

"I'm still unsure about this."

"Do you wanna get your girlfriend outta there or not."

"We aren't dating!..I think."

"Sakura, denial is a horrible state to live in."

"I'm not-"

"You came to me asking for a way to get her out of your head sometimes because she wanted to -in your words- feel you for real. If that isn't the most literal and soon to be physical definition of self-love, I don't know what is."

We aren't-"

"Didn't you two also have a mental makeout sesh?"

"How do you know about that?!"

"Remember that one d-rank where we had to clear that cave of those giant spiders and you got lost? I actually found you like 2 minuets after, but you were busy so I waited an extra 10 before making noise to alert you."

"..."

"Sniff"

"Activate the damn seals and get out of my sight before I put these axes where the sun don't shine."

"Yes mam!"

Naruto froze in shock as he heard the words the old man said to him. Disbelief shone on his face before it lit up in delight and he jumped in the air with a resounding whoop while Hiruzen chuckled at his antics.

"Now, I'll be off to have a nice day off today. Have fun, Naruto." Hiruzen placed the hat atop the ten year olds head before walking to the door, stopping right before he opened it. "Please try not to destroy the village in my absence, Naruto."

"You got it old man! I'll keep this place running smoothly or my name isn't Uzumaki Naruto!"

...

"Lord Hokage, are you sure this is a good idea?" Tenzo asked as he quietly followed the elderly Sarutobi. "This could go horribly wrong if he damages any political dealings."

"Don't worry, Tenzo, I've ensured that today there would be no politics, no high rated missions to hand out, nothing that could cause problems. I'll let Naruto have a fun day living out his dreams, while getting a day to myself to rest and be with my family."

"If you say so, Lord Hokage."

...

"Hey, secretary lady-"

"My name is Saki, Lord Hokage."

"Right, right. Anyways, Saki-nee-chan, I need you to do an important errand for me-ttebayo."

Saki saw the serious look on his (adorable)face and heard the tone he used, and she was briefly reminded of Lord Third when he had something needed to be done swiftly.

"Of course, Lord Hokage, how may I help?"

"I need you to go get me some ramen from Ichiraku, I haven't gotten my birthday special from them yet."

"...Of course, Lord Hokage."

...

"Lord Hokage, we've been sent word from Suna, they're once again asking to rework our alliance agreement." Shikaku announced as he entered the Hokage's office, looking through a folder. "I know you said it would be a bad look to turn away clients from Wind Country, but the Sand is get-"

Shikaku paused as looked at Uzumaki Naruto slurping a gigantic bowl of ramen while the Hokage hat sat comically big atop his head.

"...Naruto, where's Lord Third?"

"Hm? Oh, the old man is taking the day off and gave me the hat for the day, Shikamaru's dad. Anyways, what's this about the Sandy place?"

"...Suna." Shikaku shrugged his shoulders, too lazy to care if Hiruzen intended Naruto to deal with things of this caliber. "They're our allies, but in the past couple years the nobles of their country are coming to us for missions instead due to our better prices."

"Well that's dumb. Turn away those stupid old dudes missions and let the Sandy friends continue to be allies-ttebayo."

"Sure thing, Lord Hokage."

...

"...Lord Hokage, I'm not sure you're allowed to make today a new holiday named "Ramen Day"."

"I'm the Hokage-ttebayo."

"Lord Naruto, you can't keep using that as an excuse to do what you want!"

...

"Hey, mask guys!" Naruto called out before three ANBU appeared before him, making him jump slightly. "Shit! Don't do that-ttebayo!"

The ANBU in a cat mask giggled slightly while the others nudged her to shut up.

"Ahem, as I was about to say before you guys rudely interrupted me!" Naruto pouted at the three ANBU agents, "I want you guys to teach me some cool Ninjutsu!"

"...Like what, Lord Hokage?"

"I don't know, something cool and useful!" Naruto squinted his eyes shut, thinking to himself for a moment. "Oh! I know! Help me learn a Clone Jutsu! The stupid one they teach in school is dumb and I shouldn't need to learn it."

"Of course, Lord Hokage."

...

As Hiruzen walked back to the Hokage's office, he was pleased to see the village was not, in fact, destroyed in his absence.

"See, Tenzo? Nothing to worry about."

Entering the building, Hiruzen froze in shock and panic. There was about 50 Naruto's running around, carrying stacks of paper and chatting happily with other Shinobi and employee's in the building. His secretary, Saki, was calmly sipping a cup of tea.

"...Saki, what's happened since I left?"

"Hm? Oh, welcome back Lord Third. Lord Naruto has fixed various issues that arose, learned the Shadow Clone Jutsu, and somehow managed to instill a new holiday today withing hours of wanting it to happen. It was quite impressive."

"...What."

"Nothing to worry about indeed, Lord Third."

You shut up Tenzo.

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Happy Birthday to my boy Uzumaki Naruto, the little brat <3

Hi everyone!

I'm planning to write a Boruto fanfiction that moves away from divine power-scaling and returns to the classic Naruto feel: tactical combat, strategy, village politics, and worldbuilding.

The story follows a male Uchiha (Sarada's brother, same age) who acts as a "reinforcement" genin, rotating between different squads depending on the mission. The goal is also to pick up unused lore, plots, and characters from the series that deserve more spotlight.

I'm planning to completely cut the Otsutsuki/alien storyline, but I still want to adapt Kawaki and Kara through a 100% human, shinobi-based lens (reimagining their origins as grounded/scientific rather than extraterrestrial).

I'd humbly love to get your thoughts and ideas on a few things:

1. How do you feel about dropping the alien plot while keeping Kawaki and Kara as human threats?
2. What kind of missions, team-ups, or dynamics would you like to see for a genin who rotates from squad to squad?
3. What underused lore or worldbuilding elements from the original series do you think are worth exploring?

Any feedback, ideas, or suggestions would be greatly appreciated Thanks

Let me be clear on what I mean as this isn't intended to be a shitpost. I have nothing against stories with pairings, like at all. What I mean is that while I like the Naruto world, story and characters in general I have no strong opinions on any of the pairings as long as they aren't adult / child pairings. So for the most part none of the pairings are dealbreakers.

Is this unusual?

Looking for any fic with this trio. I have always loved this threesome and find it hard to find fics with them. Any help is appreciated. Doesn’t have to be just them, but would like it if Naruto is in a relationship with those 2.

For example, Kaguya (“the Rabbit Goddess”) doesn't count because she's actually an alien; I'm looking for something more like the god of death, the Shinigami, or something like that.

Hii does anyone know a fic where after the fourth ninja war the people in the leaf village really like Naruto but feel the complete opposite towards sasuke and they are very much against him getting out of jail.

Every fic where the MC is a puppet master, for example, be they a self-insert or otherwise, there's always an internal thought process where they swear off going as far as Sasori did.

What if they did?

What if they turned themselves into a puppet? What if they found and used the Jiongu? What if they were desperate enough to survive that they resort to unthinkable measures to the point where there's barely any original flesh left?

I've created a little sister for Genma Shiranui. He's one of my absolute favorite characters from Naruto and he has way too little time. I've even written fan fiction just about him, and I definitely wanted to design an original character, so I made him a little sister. I've also fleshed out their family history a bit and created a really intense dynamic between them. Now I'm just not sure where exactly I want to place her. He's supposed to have raised her, but there needs to be a certain age gap. Logically, otherwise he couldn't raise her.

And now I'm unsure whether to make her 6 to 8 years younger so she could theoretically be shipped with people genmas own age, like for example asuma/Kakashi/kotestku and so on or make her 8 to 10 or 12 years younger so she's the same age as the Konoha Twelve? And then ship them with, for example, Kiba or Shikamaru, etc.

What do you think?

It was one of the first few fan fictions I saw in the fan fiction. net

Basically the premice was that Naruto had memories of his previous life, that being the Uzukage

Naruto can use wind and water style extremely proficiently and even has a signature style (I don't remember if it was whirlpool style or storm style)

He HATES the people of the villages that destroyed uzu and immediately went for the kill when he first saw Gozu and Meizu

He went missing after the chunin exam/konoha crush/sand-sound invasion and then came back disguised as the Uzukage of the rebuilt Uzu

All this happened in first few chapters, maybe even the first

That's all I remember

Oh and maybe it was NaruSasu

Edit: found it it's Stormborn on AO3

Although I remember it being on ff

Naruto x fem Haku because I like it. in a universe where anyone died and the world is less shitty.

It has now been fifteen years since the Land of Waves' mission. fifteen years since Haku moved into Konoha with Naruto.

She is now thirty, while Naruto is twenty-eight (because if memory doesn't fail, Cannon Halku was two years older than Naruto), and they are married. They've been married for five years now, and she is pregnant with their first children, twin girls.

From the day she came to Konoha, Haku had been practically Naruto's live-in girlfriend, and she's been the picture-perfect housewife from day one as she took over everything domestic-related.

From day one she cooked, cleaned, washed his clothes, and ran the household; Naruto never had to lift a finger after coming home once Haku came into the picture. Kushina loves Jaku to bits, and so does Minato, despite the fact he thinks it's a waste of talent that Haku gave up her shinobi career to be a stay-at-home girlfriend and now stay-at-home wife and soon-to-be mother, but he bites his tongue, lest he want to incur the wrath of his own wife.

the kicker?

You know Haku's mindset of being a tool?

It is not gone here. It simply changed.

You see, she and Naruto really love each other, for real and with all of their beings. However, the conditioning Zabuza did on her is not something that goes away easily; in fact, it never will go away; instead, it only mutated.

So you see, she still views herself as only being worthy if she is a perfect and useful tool, and how can you be the perfect tool for the man you love with every fiber of your being?

by being the perfect house, and that's what Haku does. She is the perfect housewife whose entire world spins around her husband and her future children, and honestly, she couldn't be happier because Naruto loves her and treats her like a queen, and honestly, she pretty much prefers being pampered and taken care of than making a living killing people for money.