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Jiraiya stared at the strange bipedal albino peacock, it was clearly looking at him with disdain, Jiraiya had expected Naruto to find him for the finals and demand to be trained, but the boy never came, so he went searching and found this colorful pair.

"Naruto, who is this man?"

"Don't know, I saw him peeking in the hot springs though, so he might be a pervert."

"Despicable.."

"Hey! I'm not a pervert, I'm a connoisseur of the female form!"

"Shen-sensei, isn't that what a pervert would say?"

"Indeed it is, so..pervert, why are you here, harassing my student?"

"I'm not- whatever, and what makes you think he's your student?"

"Well, I found him, took an interest and began to teach him to follow in my footsteps."

"You don't even have feet!"

"Mongrels, always trying to find meaning where there is none."

"Huh? Whatever- Naruto-"

"How do you know my name?"

"Don't worry about it, but what has this Shen been teaching you?"

"How to industrialize the ass whooping!"

"What?"

"You heard my student."

"What does that even mean?"

"Why don't we show you? Naruto, get the contraption."

"Ouuuu, I finally get to use it!"

"Indeed you do, make sure to thank our...guest."

"Thanks perv guy!"

And suddenly, Jiraiya was staring down the barrel of a very large cannon.

"Ummmm...what is that?"

"It's a demonstration of my efforts to teach young Naruto here, after my rule of Gongman city comes to an end, Naruto will rule as my heir."

"Sorry, perv guy, but it's nothing personal!"

"You still have much to learn, Naruto, it is in fact, personal."

"Dang, looks like it is personal, sorry perv!"

Jiraiya ran, Shen may have won this battle, but he won't win the war.

Kakashi stormed into Hiruzen's office, he was covered in a multitude of things, a stray stick of dynamite was lodged comfortably in his hair.

"Evening, Kakashi, I take it that team seven did well?"

"I don't wanna pass them."

"Why not?"

"Look at me! I look like Bugs Bunny had his way with me!"

"That's an image I didn't want in my head."

"And it was all that orange menace's fault!"

"What did Naruto do?"

"Naruto has to run in cartoon logic!"

"Elaborate."

"He pulled out a giant mallet the size of a FUCKING tree and hit me with it, I was flattened like a pancake, not turned into human paste, but flattened!"

"Mhm.."

"I dropped a boulder on him and he waddled out looking like an accordion!"

"Fascinating."

"He somehow walked on air and dropped an anvil on my head!"

"I'll put you down for extra hazard pay."

"He threw a pie at me and it exploded! Turns out, there's dynamite in the pie!"

"Don't trust any food he gives you, even if you'd see him make it."

I was chasing him, he ran down an alley, I followed and slammed into a wall, he painted the wall to look like an alley!"

"Is that all?"

"No! Then he talking to some imaginary audience, he called viewers, and called me doc!"

"So?"

"What do you mean 'so?', he's a menace! He made the Akatsuki stop hunting him just because of his shenanigans!"

"That's one thing we don't have to worry about."

"Let's not mention what the did in Iwa."

"He did what in where?!"

I love Part 1 of Naruto, but even I can admit there's a lot of missing potential from the series. The main arcs in Naruto were Land of Waves -> Chunin Exams - > Konoha Crush -> Search for Tsunade -> Sasuke Retrieval. 5 arcs is definitely a nice number, but I feel more would've made the first part feel much better in terms of pacing.

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One problem I have with Part 1 is how quickly it took the Chunin Exams to begin. There should have been more arc between land of waves and Chunin exam. Another arc would've given more to team 7 as well as its individual members. Plus Naruto and Sasuke have more time to act like friends and show their teamwork so that when Sasuke leaves it would have more of an impact.

It was just a passing thought but a story with tobirama reincarnate in the future would be dope.

He just feels like the sukuna of naruto on steriods, It would just be cool to see Tobirama go

"Ah, My forbidden ninjutsu I haven't used since the warring states" xd

If you all have any have any fics recomendation, apprietiated

The first thing that Hiruzen notices-and also everyone else in the room really-is that Hatake Kakashi wasn't clearly in a good state.

Now, realistically, it was Kakashi. The man was openly a bottling mess wearing human skin, itself covered in sarcasm and deflections. Everyone more or less knew that intruding into his coping mechanisms was going to end badly, and result in either no progress, or little progress that would be undone quickly.

So having all three Jōnin report about their success amongst one another was strange, but Hiruzen saw a chance to see how Hakate would measure his evaluation with others. And frankly there's a little evil in this setup. The teams upon one another.

But right now Kakashi was clearly worse for wear. Genuinely, the man looks both physically and psychologically spent. In a way that Hiruzen would say comparable to the night he lost Minato and Kushina. Which was deeply concerning.

"So, Kakashi..." The Hokage begins. "...What would your evaluation of Team 7 be?" Iruka already reads the tone and the room. He stays silent, eyeing the man with a straight face.

Kakashi then heaves, in a way so deeply emotive it actually disturbed the room. Even the ANBU is shocked, something he can sense but clearly not out of his skill as much at the sight alone baffles them.

"Well? I like Naruto. He's sharper than you'd think. Sleeps and cleans like a slob, really caustic. He's sarcastic, kinda pessimistic, but really sharp in a fight and very ferocious when on a roll." That was-what?

"How would you say his personality is?" Hiruzen questions, with Iruka looking deeply confused at that description.

"He's bitter by an … amount." Kakashi looks like he's genuinely trying to put it to words. "He said "Why does this have the one thing I'm good at? Why couldn't I have stuck with piano?" when we did a Taijutsu demonstration. Doesn't like being a Shinobi at all. Says he's here to make a living."

While both Kurenai and Asuma chuckle, Iruka was clearly baffled by the explanation. "What?" He looked to Hiruzen, who was just as shocked.

"Also he can transform into the Kyūbi to fight but it's on a timer." He adds, which quite literally floors the room itself into madness. "When he's on a roll, he turns into an adult-sized bipedal Kyūbi that whips, claws, and bites you to win."

"What?" Iruka is clearly almost ready to shout, but can't even spare that energy. "How is-"

"He's in control actually. Can't speak, but it's most certainly him." That somehow makes it better and worse with how genuinely insane the revelation is, and Kakashi was certainly not lying.

"I have to ask how he can do that, but I think we'll all learn it, so keep me up to date." Kurenai asks, with Hiruzen nodding to it. "So, Naruto's strong, I take it?"

"Kid packs a punch."

"Okay, so how does Sasuke do?"

Kakashi shrugs. "Honestly? Kid's great. Disregarding his weird love for being the most diligent student and doing training like he's Guy? He's probably on track to become the Tobirama of Fire Release."

"Like Guy?" Asuma asks, utterly baffled.

"He's very firm, smiles a lot, trains a lot. Doesn't slouch. Says stuff like "I'd better not catch any of you skipping your stretches." or some other slogan."

Hiruzen could tell this was a swap. He had taken it to leave it to be a surprise for once, foregoing the orb. "So he is healthy?"

"Yeah. Nothing bad. Kid's the best." There's such an earnest appreciation in his voice that Hiruzen can't see it being a lie. It's madness, and frankly, he's morbidly curious. "His Fire Release is insane, he can literally transform himself into living flame to dodge attacks. His fire dash is annoying. Pity the person that'd have to fight that. And that's not even getting into the flight he has."

"Now that is … interesting." Hearing what was essentially something akin to a swap between the pair was baffling,

"What about Haruno Sakura?" Iruka asks, and immediately does everything go out the window.

Kakashi's eyes go mad, like the world was something wrong and he had been plucked into it to suffer under the strings of a mad god. The jitter and neck creak he has instantly drives home that something was absolutely wrong.

"Iruka." His breath is quick, like something was watching them. "Is Sakura real?" That was a question to ask. Hiruzen could already see concern bubble within the teacher. "Like, I mean is she a real person and not some unholy collective hallucination that we're all having?"

Kurenai looks disturbed, even with her smile. "You sound crazy Kakashi."

"I am not." The growl is so openly full of contempt, and the frantic expression wasn't helping.

Of course, Kakashi goes off the fucking rails. "Like, I know I sound crazy, but I'm not. That kid is wrong. Like everything about her-"

"Look, Kakashi's clearly not having a good day-" Whatever attempt at peace Iruka was trying to summon-and seeing Kakashi's face, it probably wouldn't have worked-is promptly killed by Asuma.

"Guy's having a crazy fit over some normie. Just get him some pills-" The glare he's given is insane to think about.

"I am not having a crazy fit-"

"-just pass him some pills for his delusions-"

"Asuma." Kurenai bites, and yet her lover continues.

"-so he can-"

"I AM NOT CRAZY!"

The furious howl stops even the air. Kakashi's scream quite literally kills all movement within the room.

"I am not crazy! I know she swapped those tools! The pockets! I knew it was just specifically common kunai. One after another, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! Never! I just-- I just couldn't prove it! She-She-She covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the weapon's shop to lie for her...!"

Iruka is barely managing to keep up with the inane rambling, but it's his student being talked. "Hakate, please, you shouldn't-"

Hakate growls at him again, before talking over him. "You think this is something--? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's definitely done worse! That apartment! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, she orchestrated it! Sakura! She said she was just some normal civilian! And you bought that! And you-I shouldn't have, I allowed myself to let her have a few hits! What was I thinking?! That fucked up room! She's a monster now and she'll never change. She'll never change! I can say for certain, since she was a kid, she was absolutely always the same. Couldn't keep her hands out of the drawer of the mind. "But not our Sakura, couldn't be my precious student!" Fucking them over blind! And she gets to be a shinobi?! What a sick joke! I should have been allowed to stop her, Uchiha be damned, when I had the chance!"

He finally looks to them, actually looking to them. "And you, you have to stop her! You..."

The room is silent when Kakashi realizes his mistake. They're all frozen, utterly horrified by the rant he gave. There's the concern, the horror. But of course what he sees is different. He sees what they think of him.

Shambling, messy, unwell.

Asuma is the first to speak, the first to break the silence with wide eyes. "Hakate. Please, for the love of god, take a fucking break."

Hiruzen sighed, motioning both Kurenai and Asuma to ready themselves. "Hakate, you're not well, clearly. I wish for you to take evaluation on your mind with Inoichi, now."

Everyone looked at this mysterious person that showed up, they had a twirly mustache, slicked back dark hair and wore what looked like a spandex suit colored in deep purple(?) stripes with white lines along the edges and a little bowtie

"...and who might you be young man?" Asked Iruka with a polite smile while trying to figure out who this new kid was

"The new kid looked at the teacher then blinked for a moment before dramatically pointing at the ceiling with their finger" why I'm Robbie Rotten, and I'm a master at disguise!" The boy proclaimed confidently

A scoff sounded from the group

"Oh yeah? Bet you couldn't fool a toddler, let alone an actual ninja" snarked Kiba while smirking at what he thought was a hot diss

'Robbie' didn't respond for a few moments just calmly staring at the inuzuka boy which started to unnerve him before he spoke

".... Did you happen to meet the new lady running the "Sweet 'n Sour" shop in the last few days?" He questioned and raised his eyebrow for added effect, which was accompanied by a weird sound that made some of the kids snicker

Kiba meanwhile stared at this new guy wondering how the hell he knew where he(Kiba) was during yesterday"....Yeah" he said after a moment before narrowing his eyes "why?"

Now it was Robbie's turn to smirk "Because dear friend, that lady-" he paused "- was me!" He said as he twirled and in a blur turned into a sweet, old looking lady with gray hair, small glasses and dull, plain looking clothes that a grandma would wear

Kiba's eyes almost popped out of his head from how wide they were as he sputtered and pointed at the "Lady"

Throughout the entire day 'Robbie' showed off his disguises but when classes ended and everyone left

'Robbie' stood at the academy doors as he smirked then pulled off his wig to reveal blonde spiky hair, poking his eyes they turned from normal black to bright ocean blue eyes

Naruto chuckled in amusement as he shook his head

"Master of disguise indeed"

In a universe where Naruto starts training to be a sage when he gets the contract because he annoyed Jiraiya enough, Jiraiya wanted to see if Naruto could even control even a modicum of Kyubi's chakra.

"Alright Naruto, try and channel the Kyubi's chakra, I need to see your limit."

"Three tails."

"That's your limit?"

"That's the amount I can use without turning into a ball of rage and ramen."

"And how'd you find that out?"

"I stubbed my toe last week so bad I accidentally channeled the Kyubi."

"That's a way to find out...but nonetheless, imma need you to channel it again, we're gonna raise that limit for the finals."

"Sorry, can't do that."

"And why not?"

"The Kyubi and I aren't really on good terms right now."

"Naruto, it's a giant ball of malice and rage, I'll be surprised if you ever gain a decent relationship with it."

"That's fair."

"But why can't you use it right now?"

"Well, remember when that really old toad guy you summoned started my sage training last week?"

"Yes."

"The Kyubi is jealous I'm learning to become a sage."

"Really?"

"Yea, did the whole head turn and huff, the works."

"Did it say anything?"

"Something along the lines of 'its not like I wanted you to use my chakra or anything, baka!' then it stopped talking to me."

I want to make a rewrite of Naruto. It uses the canon as skeleton, but the trajectory and logistics are different in many aspects.

Keep in mind that it's still WIP. If you ever ask a question of what I want to rewrite, like an arc or aspect of a character, I'll reply. I also want your opinions once I do.

I'm working on a mystery fic and I need to know a little bit about how the barrier surrounding the village works.

In my fic, Sakura gets attacked outside the village (near the Naka) and gets amnesia. she finds a letter written to her by her pre-amnesia self and makes it back inside the village as discreetly as she can.

Will she need to enter through the main gate? Since she's already a Konoha nin, would the barrier work against her as well? Or would she need to declare herself at the gate as well?

Welp. Just finished chapter 50 of my fic first ever today. When I started slightly over a year ago, I thought it would become boring pretty quick... but I guess writing is more fun than I anticipated.

In slightly over a year, I got from 0 writinf done to a Naruto fic with over 160k words, and 3 other fics for different fandoms... I'd say that's a good progress.

What about you guys? What are your milestones or fun surprises that you found along your writing journey?

Naruto (the protagonist of... Naruto): So you're the reincarnation of Adam? From the bible?

Kazuya (the protagonist of SMT 1): Apparently.

Naruto: And that brown-haired guy that looks like Neji's is the reincarnation of Abel? Also from the bible?

Kazuya: Don't know who Neji is, but yeah, it's implied. Sorta, he might just be Jes—

Naruto: And the other dude that looks like Sasuke with a flat top, glasses and self-esteem issues is the reincarnation of Cain?

Kazuya: Also don't know who Sasuke is, but apparently yes, It's implied. Or he might just be the Anti—

Naruto: And the girl that Neji-looking guy is flirting with Eve? His mom? Your wife?

Kazuya: Yes, but no?

Naruto: Elaborate.

Kazuya: So that's not Aoi—the reincarnation of Eve—that's just a girl that looks like a younger Aoi and is also named Aoi.

Naruto: But she still looks like the real Aoi.

Kazuya: Kinda? Give or take 2 years, and the bangs. She's going with the hime-style haircut.

Naruto: Gotcha, but that's still, kinda his mom, right? Like, you just said that she's like her but younger.

Kazuya: I meant that appearance-wise, not personality-wise.

Naruto: But it's still her? Like, this is still incest, right?

Kazuya: Kinda? I don't know man.

Aleph (protag of SMT 2): Hey guys, what're you guys talking about?

Naruto: The incestual implications of dating someone that looks like a younger version of your mom.

Aleph: Ahh, got it. Heh "chuckles ", been there.

Naruto: ...

Kazuya: ...

Aleph: ... What?

Naruto: What do you mean "what"!?

Kazuya: You can't just say shit like that and not explain!

Aleph: What's there to explain? My mom didn't know who I was and we almost banged, until we both found out that I was her child.

Naruto: Dude, what?

Kazuya: The fuck do you mean "we almost banged", how the fuck couldn't she tell apart her own child?

Aleph: That's because we're almost the same age!

Naruto: Dude. What. The. Fuck!?

Kazuya: What do you by that. What do you mean by that? What do you fucking mean by that, Aleph!?

Aleph: When I was born the place I was in accelerated my growth by some years, so I could be a gladiator and stuff!

Naruto: WHAT!?

Kazuya: Oh my god...

Aleph: Yeah, it was messed up. Like, I was technically a baby.

Naruto: Damn, man. I'm sorry.

Kazuya: Yeah, same.

Aleph: It's fine, it's fine. I mean, out of context, I would probably freak out too.

Naruto: Yeaaaaaah...

Kazuya: Hmmmmm...

Aleph: ... "sighs", what now?

Naruto: So...

Kazuya: Yeah, uhhh...

Aleph: What? Spit it out.

Naruto & Kazuya: How old are you?

Aleph: 2 years old.

Kazuya: What.

Aleph: I'm 2 years old.

Naruto: I beg your finest fucking pardon?

And so shenanigans ensue, until a nerd gets bullied and demons start appearing at school. As such is life. Probably.

Kiba was lost in a sea of redheads, when Naruto had invited him to a party, he agreed, he and the blonde were rather good friends, so when he came to the party he was expecting to see the other rookies from their class, but no, just a lot of redheads and Naruto.

"Hey, Naruto?"

"Wassup?"

"Who are all these people?"

"My cousins and extended family."

"And where did they come from?"

"Overseas, whirlpool island specifically."

"I thought that place was deserted?"

"You thought wrong."

"How do you know these people then, you haven't left Konoha?"

"That's what you think."

"So you have left Konoha before?"

"Next question."

"Why are you dodging my questions?"

"You never know who's listening."

"Right...say, this party looks like a celebration, who's it for anyway?"

"My little cousin, Mitsuri."

Naruto then pointed to a small girl laying on three folding chairs, evidently having fallen asleep a while ago.

"Naruto, what time is it?"

"3am, give or take a few minutes."

"And when did she go asleep?"

"At aroud 8pm, why do you ask?"

"If she's asleep then what's the point of the party?"

"Why not? Just cause the guest of honor is asleep doesn't mean we gotta."

"What's she even celebrating?"

"She baked her first pie, this is her first pie party."

"What?! All this for a pie?!"

"Her first pie."

"So if I bake a pie, you'll throw me a party?"

"Shiiiiiii....I mean, probably."

"..."

"...Do you actually want a party orrrr-"

"That's dumb!"

"What is?"

"You're basically throwing a party over nothing!"

"Hey! A first pie isn't nothing!"

"It basically is! Just say you wanna throw a party!"

"Well, you're not invited to my cousin's quinceanera with that attitude."

pls help meee

Jiraiya was expecting Naruto to have come by sometime ago, he had this whole thing planned out, Naruto would come up and demand to be trained after ditching Ebisu, Jiraiya would play coy, and then after some back and forth agree to train the boy and foster a relationship with him, but Naruto never appeared.

So Jiraiya went searching and found Naruto leaving in the directions of very tall, very much weren't there last week mountains.

"Hey brat!"

"What the- who're you?"

"The envy of men! The lover of women! Gentleman extraordinaire, super pervert! I am the gallant Jiraiya!"

"... I'll give it about a five."

"What?! Why?!"

"You can't be a gentleman and a super pervert, you gotta pick one, also the whole thing just seems kinda rehearsed."

"Brat- whatever, where are you going? You're supposed to be training for the finals."

"I was heading to my training spot."

"Those mountains that weren't there last week?"

"Yup."

"Where'd they come from?"

"My friend."

"Your friend makes mountains?"

"Yup."

"And why not just train with me instead! I'm way better at that than some stupid mountains!"

"Nah."

"Why not?!"

"I don't associate with perverts."

"You made the sexy Jutsu!"

"Irrelevant, I don't go peeking on women, like you."

"Okay, what about I train you and I give the latest book in my series?"

"Nah, don't really read smut like that."

"Smut?! I'll have you know my books are art in its purest form!"

"Whatever, pervy sage, I gotta go train in the mountains to become the greatest earthbender."

"And who's gonna train you for that?"

"My friend, Toph."

"Who's this loud mouth?"

"When did she get here?"

"Been here the whole time, no one ever pays attention to the blind girl."

"Naruto, your gonna have this brat train you?"

"She made the mountains, seems like a good resume to me."

"What?"

"That's right, frog breath! Bow before the greatest earthbender to ever live!"

"Kid, your like twelve or something."

"And still strong enough to best your ass!"

Hello, gonna try my luck and do a little self—promo. I hope you decide to give this a chance! I have two chapters already up and am currently working on the third. 👍

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87759671/chapters/232566081

SUMMARY:

”They were the Uchiha. And they had no idea a stranger resided amongst them.”

After receiving the devastating news that she would never have children of her own, an ordinary woman awakens in the body of the matriarch of a great clan. Now she is the mother of Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha, and only time will tell whether she has been blessed with a second chance—or not.

"Excuse me?"

"It goes: Loser, Simp, then the path branches to Classy then Gentleman then Lady Killer or Creep, Pervert then Super Pervert or if you're really fucked up Super Creep but you gotta learn some Jutsu's that technically don't have names to get that level. It's a branching evolution you can't be both so what are you more?" Naruto says.

"Super Pervert." Jiraiya says.

"Then I have no need of your help. I'm powermaxing my Simp levels by murdering Neji and eventually unlocking the next rank." Naruto says.

"What do you mean level?" Jiraiya asked.

"Every skill has a level to it and there's a screen showing it. Let me try-" Naruto tapped Jiraiya and the Toad Sage saw everything he knew written in text boxes with skill level.

Golden Gooner: you've Jerked it in every country of the elemental nations.

Legendary Perverted: would trade village secrets for some tits bigger then a B cup

Master Sealer: apex of what a civilian born can preform.

Amateur Sage: Has not completed Perfect Sage Mode.

List after list of skills, Boons and Banes. One that really pissed him off.

Tier 2 Diddler: You've agreed to train a minor just because they turned into a woman and jumped. [Warning you are dangerously close to gaining the third tier and being equal to Orchimaru who has reached Tier 4 recently]

"What is this?" Jiraiya asked.

"Apparently it says I unlocked New Game Plus but I didn't get my memory of the last go round. I've been relearning what I was supposed to know. Apparently your old stats carried over."

Jiraiya had found Cause of Death: Nagato Uzumaki.

Failed missions: Sealing Student, Toad Student, Help Naruto not be like you and Tsunade.

So many failed missions Jiraiya asked what girl Naruto was into at this very moment?

"Sakura. My teammate who get angry at me for even suggesting we could date." Naruto said.

"That's it I'm helping you find a girlfriend that isn't the next Tsunade!" Jiraiya said as a notification appeared

She is the descendant of the god of shinobi and a very powerful Uzumaki. And imo being the first grandchild of Hashirama he would’ve trained her relentlessly, even her grandmother would’ve at least taught her some stuff, even Tobirama might’ve trained her a bit cause after all she is the grand daughter of the first Hokage making her a walking target.

But I just don’t know how to go about it without changing her fighting style completely. And she is pretty much an op fighter too she’s essentially a Viltrumite without flight, her punches one shots anyone if landed and they don’t need weaving signs or charging chakra which is pretty op where timing matter, and she’s pretty durable and hard to kill.

Thought about Sage Mode but it wouldn’t add anything really, maybe sensory? Idk

I know that free time is tempting, but imagine how many people read your work in their free time

Tsunade just stared at team seven, it was the first time she's seen them in months, they were all dressed in pretty ridiculous outfits, and after hearing Kakashi's report, she had only one question.

"How did you four end up going on a dungeons and dragons style quest?"

"We had to stop an evil warlord, granny!"

"Right, that's basically a normal Tuesday for you, what was different now?"

"Sasuke-kun fucked around with a weird or we found in a cave and we were transported to another realm."

"Huh, I'd expect something like that from Naruto."

"Naruto was egging him on."

"I see."

"See, it was only partially my fault."

"Naruto, quick question."

"Lay it on me."

"What is your class?"

"I'm a bard!"

"Fitting."

"I even multiclassed."

"Into what?"

"Bard."

"Wait- so you're a bard.."

"Yup!"

"That's multiclassed into bard."

"Right on the money, I can play moonlight sonata on a bass guitar with my tongue, I can also mock people to death. It's all I ever wanted."

"Right..."

"The idiot also slept with several dragons."

"Sasuke! Don't snitch!"

"At the same time."

"Sakura! Not you too!"

"Right, and why'd you do that?"

"Who wouldn't want to sleep with a dragon?"

"Literally anyone sane."

"If that's sane then I don't wanna be it."

"Right...Kakashi what's your class?"

"Paladin, Hokage-sama."

"That's interesting, I was expecting rogue."

"Nope, not my style, I prefer loud and proud, I even have a genuine lightning sword."

"Okay, and what's your oath?"

"Oath of smut, my lady."

"Should've known. Sakura, what's your class?"

"Violent cleric."

"What?"

"She heals by punching us."

"Wouldn't that make fighting enemies practically impossible for her?"

"Not when I take off the brass knuckles."

"Oh...I didn't notice those. Sasuke, what's your class?"

"Rogue, multiclassed into ranger."

"Oh, whose the favorite enemy?"

"Itachi."

"Should've guessed."

"Granny, you know a lot about dungeon and dragons, what's that?"

"Used to play it with my team when I was a brat."