Terribly inaccurate ride review from a first timer
I'm almost 52 and have been having a troubling relationship with thrill rides for 25+ years. So, I grabbed the kids and we set out for Eastern TN last week. Sounds like a great idea. Me and daughters age 16 and 24.
I also don't know the proper names of the rides
Drop Tower: I started here because the kids are chickens. Majestic views from the top. The trip down was fast.
Minecar Mystery Ride: Meh. We only rode it once but I found the 90-degree aspect of it neat. The SLOW inversion was fun.
The Bear: I REALLY liked it but it didn't like me back. The last tight spiral did me in and really messed up my head. I only rode it twice. The kids rode it 5 times.
The Dragonfly Ride: I did not enjoy it. It's slow to load and it did too any spirals. I came off it woozy as heck.
Heartsong/Tour Bus/Collection of outfits: Very cool and a nice rest after lunch on the first day.
Lightning Rod (also known by any other number of car-related names such as "Carburetor Chaos"): This utterly kicked ass. I think it was the best ride in the park. I was only able to ride it twice because it jostled me a bit too much. I'd have ridden it 47 times if I could have. On my first ride, I was laughing with utter joy and it brought tears to my eyes. The most fun with clothes on in decades.
The slow car/Autopia: My 24 year old daughter drove and kept banging into the rail. I still have a bruise.
The river rapids ride: We got utterly soaked from the waist down (we wore rain jackets). It was fun but we were squishy all afternoon
Carousel: Fun
Bumper Cars: EXTREMELY fun
The Train: I "6 7'd" some kids as we rode past and I think I made their day.
The Eagle: Very good. I only rode twice because (see above) it was at the edge of my brain's tolerances. Kids rode it 5 times.
Bird Show: fun
Thunderhead: I do love an old time wooden coaster. It did not like me back. Only 2 rides. I wanted more. Kids rode it 5 times (sense a trend?)
Tornado: Down for maintenance for most of our trip.
Firechaser: Our favorite ride. Not the best ride but we LOVED it. The backwards part is fun. We all rode it 4 times.
Blazing Fury: Easily the worst ride I've ever been on and I left it cackling with glee. It's just so terrible. I utterly loved it but was only allowed to ride it once. I yearn to go on it again.
The kids rode the swings - good for them. I sat that one out.
We had a blast. It was the first trip with just me and the kids...an excellent Dad and the Gals trip.