Did I overdose a gnat while blazing last night?
Okay, hear me out.
Last night I smoked a 1 gram joint in my room. Obviously, I opened my windows afterwards for fresh air in the hope that the outside temperature would be too cold for gnats— spoiler: It was not.
Fast forward to this morning, where I find a dead gnat on my windowsill (inside) that I know for a fact wasn’t there yesterday. I remember wondering why it died.
Now, a couple of hours later, I find the last deed the little guy completed before death came upon him. An itching bite, of course.
I wonder if the bite with my blood full of THC et al. due to my high tolerance—smoking bud with 30% THC—somehow led to his passing?
Asking predominantly in a humorous way, lol.
May or may not have been high again while writing this.
PS: this was written without AI. I just like em dashes—