Why doesn’t the rat speak with a French accent? He’s from France. They established he lived in the restaurant his whole life… I feel like they’re implying that all rats originate in America and are brought to France by Americans. Like the bumbling AMERICAN buffoon, Linguine.
I am a camera 📸
Made ppl lazy
Other ppl had to work harder
Other ppl don’t like
Other ppl ban it
Smokers don’t know but feel good anyway
Smokers get caught, fined, put to work
Or will the fish be up all night?
Is there more pizza in two 11” pizzas or one 18” pizza?🍕
If you put beans, cheese and meat into a tortilla and roll it up, you have a burrito. If you put just cheese in there, and fold it in half like a taco, it's a quesadilla. I think we're all in agreement so far. But if you take all the burrito ingredients and put it in a tortilla, but fold it in half like a taco, most people I know (which is white people in Oregon, mind you) will call it a quesadilla still, because of the shape. They might not think it's the best way to do it, but they won't stop you.
But take that burrito-quesadilla, unsliced, and eat it like a taco, and suddenly you're committing a food crime. Even though it's the same ingredients, in a familiar orientation, something about it makes people say things like "You're doing it wrong", "what's wrong with you" and "hey, you can't be here, this is a restricted area". Yeesh.
Like genuinely you must really be a weirdo to be reading that subreddit. Like sex shouldn't be intellectualized calm tf down freaks. It's not being a prude, it's just being not weird and not be over pervasive around a biological call like peeing and shitting
Just think about it.
Most concepts have been around returned for a while and don’t have a respectable view. I’d love to signal that I enjoy vibin’ without the cheesy look.
I'm so glad I'll never have to see that poop again
Okay, hear me out.
Last night I smoked a 1 gram joint in my room. Obviously, I opened my windows afterwards for fresh air in the hope that the outside temperature would be too cold for gnats— spoiler: It was not.
Fast forward to this morning, where I find a dead gnat on my windowsill (inside) that I know for a fact wasn’t there yesterday. I remember wondering why it died.
Now, a couple of hours later, I find the last deed the little guy completed before death came upon him. An itching bite, of course.
I wonder if the bite with my blood full of THC et al. due to my high tolerance—smoking bud with 30% THC—somehow led to his passing?
Asking predominantly in a humorous way, lol.
May or may not have been high again while writing this.
PS: this was written without AI. I just like em dashes—
Sometimes, being high comes with anxiety and that is not fair. As a drug addict, I have made an agreement with the universe that my life will be more difficult generally as long as being on the substance is, as a rule, better than being sober. That is non-negotiable. It doesn't even have to be good but it must be better.
dude like we took some fucking rocks, and some power and smashed that shit together, then connected all this shit, and now, i, from my own home, type into my computer, and hit "send" and that shit flies through some fucking glass cables (more fucking rocks) and that hits a "server" where my message gets sent to "you" a complex math problem (we turned something that isn't real (math) into the physical world .. and you reply back, and i laugh