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Image 1 — Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 6(Jayla left because she couldn’t sleep at night,somebody stole her night lamp!)
Image 2 — Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 6(Jayla left because she couldn’t sleep at night,somebody stole her night lamp!)
Image 3 — Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 6(Jayla left because she couldn’t sleep at night,somebody stole her night lamp!)
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 6(Jayla left because she couldn’t sleep at night,somebody stole her night lamp!)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 6-

Eight beautiful and fascinating ladies stand before me but I only have five photos in my hands,and these photos represents the girls who is still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Tonight,I will not actually be calling you out in the actual call out order.Until the last two girls remain,the first six names I will be calling right now is safe from elimination but may not actually be first,second and third and etc. necessarily!So let’s begin.

The first girl safe from the Bottom 2 is…

Kyle—Congratulations,you are actively safe from elimination tonight and you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.Thank goodness that this time,many more voters gave you the first choice,stepping up your game now!

The second girl safe is…

Bre—Miss GranolaGate!I love every time how you manage to be yourself and state your rights in this competition,this is the very reason why people want you in every single round and god you are gorgeous in like literally every single photo!You may take your place.

And she better pace up for the third photo!

Nik—What I love about you is the way you keep delivering good photos.My four inductees have all been high fashion but you?It is a whole different story,you do deliver high fashion but with exquisite energy and editorial potential that is highly seeked upon in this community of Reddit,you are an international superstar my dear.

And Lisa tells her to grow up even though it is the opposite in this case…I mean everyone thinks that right?

Coryn—You were robbed on America’s Next Top Model,secure your place or you shall fall again and become the robbed once more.Be the robber my queen,plus your five photos would make me want to cry—in a good way!

Next girl that I am going to call likes her hair so much.Cassandra,Cassandra,let down your hair!

Cassandra—This is what screams undeniable passion for this industry but then hair can make a difference!However,you have the face for maybe a little androgyny if we could fit in something like that and plus you are kind of edgy so go after it like crazy!You may take your place.

The last lady safe from the Bottom 2 is…

Nicole—I saw you were worried back there!Well,I wouldn’t think you would actually land in the Bottom 2 like duh?However,a bit of what you lack is universal support.Unlike other winners like Dani and Fox,the other Nicole,you do not have this approach most of the time and it is making us voters think,’Yikes!The fifth winner thrown off the window?We’ll wait for Dani…’.So be graceful my dear and give us Country Couture every round!

Bottom 2-

Will Jayla and Lisa please step forward?

So,you two are unsafe from elimination of course.You two stand before me,but I only have one photo in my hands and this photo is the last one for the seventh girl to move on towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The only thing that brings you together is personality.I know that you two were quite the girls to exist on the show but aside from that and pixie cuts,you are vastly different.

Lisa,you are a survivor but the problem is,you give us good variety of excellent photos but your alcoholic bitch personality does not elevate you to the next level.Unlike these six over there,you are taking the escalator down,you are going downhill with such a marvellous portfolio so it leaves me to wonder,’Is a good portfolio wasted just of a bad person?’.

And then there’s Jayla!Although I do have a soft spot for you in general,I can agree that your photos are definitely disappointing and sometimes,I see two or three good and eye-catching photos and that is it!

So who stays and who goes?

Well…sometimes good photos still matters more in the end!

>!Lisa,you need to understand that being bitchy is not going to give you a higher placement in life.Rather,it makes you crumble like your reputation just as if it is parmesan cheese.I know you cannot fix it right now,but just know that just show your good side like perseverance and then maybe people will give you another chance.Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!I’m proud of you Jayla.Unfortunately,the voters have decided your time here is over and I can’t really prepare myself to say goodbye to you!But as it is written,so it shall be done.Jayla Rubinelli,you are and will always be a role model of mine and the inspiration of my dreams and most importantly,a Redditor’s Favourite,🙇.Now,sashay away.!<

Well next round,there’s only six of you in the final pre-London episode while one of you,can book their own flight to London someday!There is ALWAYS next time right ladies?If you can’t love yourself,how the hell you gonna love somebody else?Can I get an amen up in here?

AMEN!

Now,let the music play!

(Play this if you wanna be on top?Both aspects possibly👀)

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 19 hours ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 5(Diane faded so much that she faded from the fade-out picture)

Today’s Voting)

Top 7-

Nine beautiful ladies stand before me but I only have eight photos in my hands,and these eight photos represents the eight of you that will still be in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The first name is unfortunately not Nik,somebody has overthrown the three timer and that lady is…

1st:Nicole—Congratulations Nicole!You were the person that knocked out Nik this round and has preached up to the top so I guarantee that you two are gonna be the finalists yet again!You’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Well Nik,you don’t have to worry because the next photo goes to you!

2nd:Nik—Are we really thinking you would get shocked eliminated for value?Please!You are a perfect representation of our brand my lady and if you get eliminated,I’ll be hella shocked.Well,good photos and good personality proves a good model!And that’s exactly why Lisa can’t really do the job.You may take your place!

The next name is…

3rd:Bre—Still at it for four rounds,this is giving Christina last cycle with her Guinness World Record of having 5th like seven rounds in a row!However,what’s different about you this time is extreme confidence,I want that every single time you step into this room so keep working on it.

Well,it’s not just Bre with a record!

4th:Coryn—You are also 4th four rounds in a row,glorious supremacy is rising in this competition!London is four you my dear,anus thing is possible!One step closer now so be more extravaganza or you will fall behind.

Same old Bottom 5,what do I expect?However,your placements are more turbulent so I expect it even more!The first girl safe from the dreckitude today is…

5th:Cassandra—Congratulations Cassandra,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model and if your hair ever flies off again,please don’t quit!

Then the next name had her breasts and buns during the interview,get on up here…

6th:Kyle—Actually tonight,if we follow old protocol,you would be going home but god says otherwise am I right?So keep on improving my dear because if you do not,door is right there for you to go and take your good portfolio with you. You need to understand that this is not Reddit’s Next Top Best Friend.

Well…three names left,the survivor of the even worse dreckitude is….the person with the good portfolio but the really ass cheeks kind of personality!

7th:Lisa—Your personality is slowing your progress down more than you think,plus some people think you look hella old!However,a good portfolio shows good model potential and plus pre-show work is non existent for most girls but for you?Perfection.Let the viewers see that you are all grown up,even Coryn behaves more like that alcoholic bit-Lisa!But you are still in the game,you may take your place.

Bottom 2-

Jayla,Diane,may you two step forward?

There you two are,disappointing us by the lack of points you got from the voters but I only have one photo in my hands,this photo represents the girl who is still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Jayla,I have a passion for you to grow bigger than what you are but you know how many first place votes you got?ONE.This does not scream my expectations on you my dear,even though Kyle got zero,she actually managed consistency really well and so is yours,but an invisible chameleon is what you are

Diane,you actually could’ve gotten third but so many people just don’t want you here that…you’re standing in the Bottom 2 with Jayla for the absolutely poor point distribution.

So who stays?The girl with one Best Model vote but maybe has some hope that maybe she was the Runner-Up vote for most part or the girl who could’ve been third,but many people want her to be gone?

Pause.

Jayla,do you want to go home?If you don’t,I’d say this is your lucky day.

>!Even though you kinda of failed today,a few points separated you and Diane by inches from elimination and that is my girl.Congratulations,the girl who wants Blonde and long hair,you are legally blonde just for another round!!<

>!Diane,I love you. So many people from last cycle had already suffered the same type of fate as you and congratulations,your placement improvement net charge is 0 and you‘re 9th Place again.Bye Diane,be proud of your confidence.!<

Well next round,one person will say that she has a night lamp to go to sleep while the remaining seven will be beautiful,every single day!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 2 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 4(Well they get to go home together on a limo,coincidence?)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 8-

Eleven beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have nine photos in my hands,and these nine photos represents the nine of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The first name that I am going to call is…

1st:Nik—Three times in a row…that is really impressive!You might have the trajectory of Miss Elyse Sewell but we should know good things don’t last forever,voters may become a little too complacent!But congratulations,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

And I presume the next three names have all retained their placements three times in a row as well!

2nd:Nicole/3rd:Bre/4th:Coryn—You four represent consistency amongst the bunch so I want to applaud with my power to let you shantay,all of you three may step to the back with Nik.

The next name that I am going to call is…

5th:Kyle—Congratulations Kyle,you just got even higher than the last time,be proud of yourself my dear!One thing you should take away is to keep improving and maybe you’ll step to the podium one day or so,book an All Stars appointment if you get eliminated cause this gorgeous lady has MUCH to offer.You may take your place Kyle.

Wait…have you ever heard of Mia Farrow from Rosemary’s Baby?Step in front had you ever gotten a similar haircut!

6th:Cassandra—Well Mia Farrow would love your modelling potential and you seem like a good genuine high fashion editorial model,so impressive!So…let your face serve and take the energy with you wherever it shall go or be.

And she wanted to be legally blonde but at least got her extensions…and it got taken away!

7th:Jayla—I love your photos and I always have a soft spot for you,love you gurlie!Well…there is your photo and there are the others,prance over there Now!

Four girls left…the next name-Wait,Lisa are you okay?Are you under stress that you need any type of alcohol?But I don’t have it today but I have your photo.

8th:Lisa—This is not your best performance,so keep doing it well or else you’ll be packing your bags because you peed in a diaper,who thought that was a silly good idea?But,your photos are GORGEOUS!You have winner potential in you,take your place.

Bottom 3-

Will Kim,Diane and Sarah please step forward?

So here we are.I only have one name,and the two names I do not call must immediately go back to the house,pack your bags and go home on a limo,special occasion tonight!

The three of you did absolutely disappointing,I was neither feeling happy about you three nor thinking you can hold onto the handlebars any further.One of you has a personality problem and some people she can’t model but she actually went on to model,the second is a fading personality but has a strong confidence while the last one has a bad runway walk and honestly I can’t really say anything good about you,I’m sorry!

So…

>!Diane congrats.Even though I agree that you were fading on America’s Next Top Model,you definitely exude more positive traits than Kim and Sarah alone,be proud of that confidence you embody.Congratulations Diane,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!So you two are going home but I need to say that I think both of you didn’t make it because the voters didn’t necessarily have the hope that you two are going to make it very far so both of you can only regret your choices in this competition unless All Stars invitations roll back in your mailboxes after we conclude Cycle 6!Oh yeah the limo is just right around Cooper Street,not at the model’s apartment and NO SMOOCHING,Sarah don’t get confused about your identity please.!<

Well…the nine of you proved that you are the strongest!However,this is NOT over yet and over time,one by one of you will get eliminated.Most importantly,if you can’t love yourself,how the hell you gonna love somebody else,can I get an Amen up in here?

AMEN!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 3 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 3(Ashley unfortunately did not sign up for the full High Fashion membership and stayed in her Free Pretty Girl version)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 10-

Twelve beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have eleven photos in my hands,and these eleven photos represents…the eleven of you that will still be in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

This round’s number of voters were very low and I have came up with a roster of four people that have scored over 300 points and when I call out your names,please step forward.

  • Nicole
  • Nik
  • Bre
  • Coryn

The four of you stood out this round and definitely,I know you are going to make it VERY far.So…Best Model goes to…

1st:Nik—You have a lot of fire inside of you and that is why you are going forward another round with another Best Model.I actually wouldn’t be surprised if you win all of it but I’m rooting for Nicole,no offense!But congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

And speaking of Nicole…

2nd:Nicole—You are Runner-Up tonight,so keep going for the crown like crazy and prove you didn’t steal the crown and it is rightfully yours,we need a spiritual link my lady!Take your place.

3rd:Bre-Congratulations,you are 3rd again!And please don’t make a fuss for no reason and said we stole points from you okay?Keep showcasing your raw talent.

And one lady left of course…

4th:Coryn—You may take your place,Coryn!Fierce energy and idgaf attitude with Lisa,keep bringing it!

So…there are eight of you left astray.The first name that I am going to call is…

5th:Lisa—Congratulations Lisa.Iknow,you know,that we didn’t expect such an unexpected high jump from you because last cycle,none of that happened,so be proud of it Alcoholic Bit-no I am sorry,La Puchinetta!

Well the next name is…

6th:Kyle—You are constantly proving that you deserve to make it far in the competition so you need to keep proving it or else,we are all not going to London!Yes I leaked our international destination but who cares?My tip for you is to keep showing your good photos and not the bad and campy ones.

7th:Cassandra—Contrasting to Lisa,you dropped a bit.So I need you to get it together and maybe we don’t have just pageant queen or beauty queen but a real high fashion model.Congratulations,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Just five of you left standing before me…only three more are safe.

8th:Jayla—I know you got it in you.Middle,safe?Not at all,you got spunk and you gotta prove it.Congratulations,you may take your place!

And she looks like Julia Roberts here so she is SAFE!

9th:Diane—You know that your confidence is going to be one of the aspects that will be pulling your strings closer to this competition.I really need you to get a higher placement because this doesn’t feel that great,you are one step closer though so congratulations I guess!

Three ladies left,same Bottom 3…next name…

10th:Kim—Although you made it very far originally,I dont think our Redditors’ want to see you because of your LONG strings of events,it is really very disappointing for someone with a very androgynous look.If they just looked at your potential alone,you probably would’ve been high but see?First Impressions Can Last.Work on your attitude pookie.

Bottom 2-

Will Sarah and Ashley please step forward?

The two of you stand before me for the very wrong reasons,both of you have so much potential but the thing is that you are not even trying your best and it is affection you two very similarly for someone with two very different looks and qualities and everything.Plus,if this was a double elimination,I would have sent you two home but one of you was lucky enough to pass on next round.

>!Sarah.Congratulations,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model and work even more and strive even harder.!<

>!I am not surprised you are going home Ashley.But I do know you are not the pretty girl everyone makes it seem like,a budding high fashion model suits your name a lot so if I am prepared or not,maybe I shall see you again!Sashay away.!<

Well…next round is a double elimination!Why?Because we can’t really chop off Cassandra’s hair and let her quit again so only nine of you will be going on to the round after the next.Now,let the music play my comrades!

(You Wanna Be On Top?)

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 4 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 2(Ebony got entangled by her braids and got kissed by Kim,one down eleven to go!)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 10-

Thirteen beautiful ladies stand before me but I only have twelve photos in my hands,and these twelve photos represents the twelve of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The first name that I’m going to call is…Best Model today…

1st:Nik—Congratulations Nik,first Best Model this cycle and what you have absolutely deserves what you are bestowing this cycle.Go after it like crazy and keep your pace up Erika!You are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Runner-Up for Best Model is…

2nd:Nicole—Just by an inch my girl,you deserved your original crown so…this proves that you are one of the strongest of the pack.You may take your place with Nik.

Third name that I am going to call is…fetch the granola bar!

3rd:Bre—Knew you would take it!You are not known for your assuming nature but for actual talent and potential and guess what,the Granola Bar is lucky you are its consumer,a high fashion editorial model.

She started a prediction and it came true gradually,come on up here…

4th:Coryn—Congratulations,you’re still in the running and one step closer to the title!

And the next lady,knew what was right about her lovely gorgeous and luscious hair!

5th:Cassandra—You definitely could have made it very far on America’s Next Top Model but they cut your hair.Thank god Mia Farrow doesn’t exist in this universe so you can be on your own terms,you may take your place Miss USA!

6th:Kyle—Hi I’m Kyle,I smile from mi-,damn it wrong Kyle.However,I love your look and it is not that you are conventionally pretty just but rather the energy exuded is just one of the most refreshing I have ever seen,I mean it gurl!Now prance my queen,you’re 5th Runner Up!

And she was just away by a point from Kyle…

7th:Jayla—I have a soft spot for you my dear,you are a work of art!Take your place.

Next name that I’m going to call is…oh wait,Rare Treasure Alert,DUAL PHOTO!

8th/9th:Lisa and Diane—Lisa and Diane,your confidence is from miles to explore and I love both of your potential!Definetely chef’s kiss indeed.However,Lisa please don’t make your confidence so far as to peeing in a diaper,please dont!Congratulations,you two are in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Four names are left standing,the next girl is…

10th:Kim—I don’t like your attitude,but seriously some of your pictures are still Jorgeous enough and that androgyny and post show career is…extraordinary!Please don’t act like a snitch again,or else people will keep remembering you and take out the lipstick to reveal your name.Congratulations,you may take your place.

Bottom 3-

Will the Bottom 3 please step forward?

Sarah,Ebony and Ashley,you three are up for elimination.Whatever happens next,you are and will always be a Redditors’ favourite.All three of your weaknesses today has outweighed your strengths,one of you has so much weakness,we can just let you go!

The first name that I’m gonna call is not in the Bottom 2…

11th:Sarah—You know what to do next time,be confident in yourself!Don’t give us a very awkward opening look and that lady named Kim,don’t try to recreate Yuri that‘s concept is too stupid to understand.Plus,your photos are bad so…take your place!

And then there were two…

Ebony,your weakness is actually delivering bad photos!Both of your photos are Bottom 2 worthy and if I were Tyra Banks,I would’ve sent you home immediately over Ashley.I appreciate your look though.

And speaking about Ashley,it’s interesting that you’re standing here and you’re probably thinking,Why the heck am I here?Your pictures,it’s alright.Your runway walk,it’s alright.But the voters think,maybe you’re just the pretty girl and doesn’t necessarily have what it takes to become a Top Model.

However,they are giving you another chance.

>!Congratulations Ashley,you know what to work on next time,not proving that you’re just the pretty girl,but maybe a model at least.I know you got eliminated because you were unable to recognise Tyra Banks so imagine you having to go to the Top 2 to work with her,vengeance will start!You’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!Ebony.Even if I had to eliminate someone or not,I knew you would’ve went home.I have no hopes for you my love!!<

Next round,eleven of you will still be in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model while one of you will go home.Well,if you can’t love yourself then how the hell you gonna love somebody else,can I get an amen up in here?

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 5 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 5 Episode 1(+Cycle 4 Episode 12B w/ winner announced)(And what are you doing,cycle with full drama?)

(Today’s Voting)

Cycle 5 Episode 1-

Well hello ladies!Welcome to the fifth cycle of Reddit’s Next Top Model and I fear the prizes are gonna make you go like woah!

The prizes are-

  • An Elle Magazine Cover
  • An Elle Girl Magazine Cover
  • A CoverGirl Advertisment
  • An appreciation post dedicated by yours truly,u/Icy_Age_6024
  • A photo with Tyra Banks

And yes,all of it will be running internationally on Reddit!

So all that being said,one of you will be going home tomorrow while it will be one down,eleven to go from then,toodles!Also,can you put the ankle monitor on Lisa in case she starts to do something bad again like harassing her husband again…yeah good!

Cycle 4 Episode 12B-

Oooh girls!When I saw you the first round,I knew the both of you have all the potential it takes to reach for the Top 3….yes Brittany was my Top 2.But anyways,I think you should both understand that you both came such a long and adventurous way in Reddit’s Next Top Model and strived so hard it felt unreal.

But…only one of you will get that Elle Magazine Cover,CoverGirl Advertisement,the photo with Tyra Banks and the appreciation post prepared by u/Icy_Age_6024.And both of your journey’s are so vastly different,one of you had gotten back to back Top 2 except for one round and the other never got Best Model but has came a long way.

This is the longest preparations I have ever done.

Reddit’s Next Top Model is…

>!Kahlen!<

>!Oh my god,you did it!I am so proud of you!You represent this whole competition and I am beyond surprised of how much you achieved because when you walk out of this room today,it is not Carmen Kass lookalike but a lady from Broken Arrow,Oklahoma who just won herself a TITLE and became fierce,known as Kahlen Rondot.You are a CoverGirl,Elle Muse and so MUCH more,my dear you’ll live up to your full potential.!<

>!Michelle,I am even prouder of you.I actually thought that this time,a double crowning would occur but times are times.But I want to let you know that just because you didn’t get Best Model,does not mean you can’t achieve finale success.Although you missed barely,your editorial shoots with me will not be forgotten,will be placed in a vault forever…my IPad gallery!So when you walk of this competition,just know you came in second and that’s still pretty good.!<

>!Miss Carmen Kass has upgraded herself to all time level success!From being rejected in the original Cycle 4 because her runway walk kinda sucked(it did),Kahlen has learnt so much knowledge here and has threw her up that high!And we didn’t have to wait for a Natural Blonde winner until Cycle 7,she’s going to run home in New York City and run on the streets,hold parties and scream,‘I’m Reddit’s Next Top Model!’!<

>!Fierce and love,!<

>!Ebonette/Sad Paramedic <3!<

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 6 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 12A(Just like Melrose and CariDee,one natural blonde and one fake blonde up for the finale!)

(Today’s Voting)

Best Model Of The Day-

Three beautiful CoverGirls stand before me,but I only have two of you Elle Magazine Covers in my hands and these two represents the finalists,that will be in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model and take part in a photoshoot with Tyra Banks and get an appreciation post from yours truly u/Icy_Age_6024 if victory comes in your hands.

The first finalist is…

1st:Kahlen—Congratulations Kahlen,you are a two timer finalist!And you’ll be in the running towards becoming on top!Your arrow to success is going to be straight from now on my dear,no need to go back to Broken Arrow,Oklahoma!

Bottom 2-

Will Brittany and Michelle please step forward?

So here we are,I only have one Elle Magazine Cover in my fans and the girl showcased in the cover will join Kahlen,to see who’s Reddit’s Next Top Model.I’ll only call one name,the name I don’t must immediately go back to the hotel,pack your bags and end their journeys here.

At such a crucial moment,you two were impressive and stunning but thing that lacks is something Kahlen has,voter longevity.Sometimes,voters tend to shift towards other contestants in the fear they became unsafe but leave people like Brittany and Michelle in the wilderness.

Brittany,you constantly get back to back Best Model titles all the time but what I see you’re struggling with now is that some fans got complacent.In Cycle 1,our runner-up Elyse ended up that way.So…,that makes me wonder,are you going to overcome this or just succumb suddenly?

Michelle,your scores are definitely one of the most consistent this cycle but seriously,these two are fighting for back to back Best Model titles,I don’t wanna get right back to us-,okay my dear sorry.But you,never ever got one.So does that determine your fate and deter your placement to third?

So who is in the finals?

>!Michelle congratulations.You exceeded my expectations today and you obviously deserve it,you have proven that consistency is the key to becoming a Top Model and adding your potential,it is just perfection.So…you’re a finalist,and you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!Oooh Brittany c’mon up here!You were my favourite this cycle…well I was voting for Michelle the first few but this track record cannot be wasted,you proven that you are an All Stars so I hope the next time you come here,you’ve come an even more extraordinary profess than before,and eat Tyra’s remarks up.As it is written,so it shall be done.You are and will always be a Redditor’s favourite,now…sashay away.!<

Well you two are such a good Top 2!After next round,we’ll see whose covers officially come out for the world to see.Surprises are surprises but seriously I won’t be surprised if any of you win…,so good luck my dears!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 8 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 11(Uniquely Versatile,Undeniably Edgy…not what we are looking for this cycle…)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 2-

Four beautiful young ladies but…I only have three of your CoverGirl photos with me today and this three photos represents the three of you that will be shooting in an Elle Magazine Photoshoot,to see who’s Reddit’s Next Top Model.The name I don’t call must immediately return to the hotel,pack your bags and go home.

Best Model is…

1st:Brittany—You are more than just a party girl my dear,you are a Redditor’s favourite with a lot of modelling packages that comes along.I think you‘re fabulous and so is your CoverGirl picture today,it will be running internationally on Reddit if you win.Keep on shining!

The next name that I’m going to call is…

2nd:Michelle—Somehow,you are not in the Bottom 2 today because such potential cannot go to waste and that’s how the voters think you are the best of the lot.This round,you actually almost got Best Model if not for Brittany to overtake last minute,so keep on striving.Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Bottom 2-

Will Naima and Kahlen please step forward?

So…I only have one of your CoverGirl photos in my hands and this photo will represent the two time CoverGirl who’s still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.Only one of you will be called out tonight while one of you…goes home!

Naima,you have failed to impress us a third week in a row.However,I saw your first place votes and surprisingly,many people have came to your defence to protect yu from elimination.But remember why Rebecca got eliminated,this can happen to you.

Kahlen,you have all the potential but then suddenly,after battling with Brittany for Best Model every now and then,Michelle overtook you and you’re left in the wilderness.Plus,you were the least voted for Best Model so we have to see if luck and distribution pushes you one step closer.

So who stays…by just 7 points?

>!Kahlen.Well,I would be so surprised if you were the one that was going home,plus you nearly did.However,your track record screams a different story and that inspires me and voters so much.We can’t just send you home for a frontrunner package…unless I get the eliminated queens to treat you like Shangela but yeah,you are much nicer than it…Well congratulations,you are the third girl to be in an Elle Magazine Cover!!<

>!Naima I love you.You unfortunately didn’t win again and I was definitely expecting this outcome tonight…I’ll wait for you Dani to take action!However,you might not be a CoverGirl this time but a real model who has such model aura that speaks androgyny to many youngsters like me.This is turbelent and you went Plane Jane…you can go.!<

Well the three of you,congratulations!Next round,we will find out the two finalists while one of you fell short!You wanna be on top?Then just prance and we’ll give you the crown.Good luck and DON’T FUCK IT UP.

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 9 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 10(Rebecca didn’t work on her presence so her presence must come to an end)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 3-

Five beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have four photos,and these photos represent the four of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Best Model Of The Day…goes to…

1st:Kahlen—You are impressing me a lot,many of the voters are in the favour of you.Your modelling potential has brought you this far and that’s why the voters are bringing you further!Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Runner-Up is…

2nd:Brittany—Congratulations Brittany,you may take your place party girl!

The next name that I am going to call is…

3rd:Michelle—From round to round,you are not a Best Model but what you do best,is being consistently high and whatever you are doing,please continue to do that.Give us your Wonderbra and Zodiac energy and look what we have here,you wanna be on top?Congratulations,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Bottom 2-

Will Naima and Rebecca please step forward?

Two beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands and this photo is the one model going on with Kahlen,Brittany and Michelle,to see who’s Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The competition is heating up and although the three over there are actually still blooming,the two of you are not.You’re constantly falling behind and failing to exude the high fashion to here.

Naima,unbelievably edgy and deserving of a winner because of an incredible walk!However,it seems the voters are still skeptical of placing you higher despite surviving over Christina last round.Although you are still a frontrunner,that was in the past and what we see now is disappointing.

Rebecca,so many voters casually want you to stay and you could have gotten higher placements.However,your distribution is so poor that you end up falling way below.And today,the voters have finally moved on,so you have to depend on your potential.

So who goes home…

>!Naima congratulations.The reason you survived over Rebecca over there is because some of the voters last episode have placed your trust on you and this time,they are blown away.So next round,I better see such androgyny I have never ever seen before because you can’t let this go to waste.You’re still in this game,one step closer to Top 4.I hope you make it even further.!<

>!Oh my god gurl!I actually thought you were not even going to Cape Town but look at this model standing in front of us,a sudden wildcard and also fascinating high fashion epitome.Rebecca,you exceeded my expectations so maybe if I make a makeshift All Stars when I’m done with Cycle 24,you should come back.Okay?I’m so proud of you…!<

Okay you know what,this Top 4 is exactly the Top 4 I thought would happen and is also the Top 4 I voted!While next round,three of you are official CoverGirls while one of you is going home.Two former CoverGirls and two that did not become one,who shall bestow the life they have and turn it into a blast of big beautiful look at me colour?We shall see!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 10 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 9(Sometimes 5th Place Streaks can always break when you least expect it!)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 4-

Six beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have five photos in my hands,and these photos represents the five of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

This round’s results had actually switched things up a little,most of your rankings went up or down or changed.But I think Best Model is still clear…

1st:Kahlen—Fighting your way out of Brittany’s grasp to get Best Model again!Even so,I can commend your ability to like be a model and overall what a model can be,so channel and exude it for us.Congratulations,you may take your place.

However,Runner-Up this round is not Brittany,someone is stepping up their game now…

2nd:Michelle—I always felt you were grouped up by rankings with Naima but now,this is your center stage!I think that you are definetely stepping up your game with such a fabulous portfolio,you didn’t let your impetigo get in the way of America’s Next Top Model and here too,you didn’t let any obstacles get in your way.Soon enough,maybe you’ll get Best Model!

Next name…

3rd:Brittany—You kinda tripped down the rankings but I think it is just a cooldown from your miraculous three times in a row!So you need to serve Classic Janice,take your book containing your photos with you and there you have it,a MODEL.Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Three girls left,the next name that I’m going to call is…

4th:Rebecca—You are the first person this cycle to escape the Bottom 2 and not by elimination,you survived the death trap Rebecca.Plus,you nearly got Best Model this week had we considered first place votes,however your distribution is really poor so work on that my dear.There’s no presence there!

Bottom 2-

Naima,Christina,please come up here.

So…I only have one photo in my hands and this photo can either go to the original winner,or continue the 5th place streak for eight weeks straight.The name I do not call must immediately return to your home here in Cape Town,pack your belongings,and go home.

Naima,I thought you were not going to land here.However,this round,Rebecca suddenly climbed up the stairs of trajectory as an ultimate wildcard,which leaves you here.Plus,I think some of the voters have actually gone tired of you being on this competition and you know none of the original winners had ever won because they lose support.

Christina,a beautiful girl with good pictures but then you seem to be too in the background and nobody wants to prioritise you.However,seven fifth place votes is actually impressive because that was your original placement.I thought you could uphold that…

But it seems you are one step behind unfortunately.

>!Congratulations Naima,you need to make yourself more enlightened and highlight yourself to stardom,you cannot assume past trophies still symbolise your current self anymore,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddits Next Top Model.!<

>!I love you Christina.You are and will always be,a Redditors’ favourite.You are so impressive and a profess sis,keep showing them who’s boss my dear!Don’t let your editorial face go to waste so easily,you definitely are one of a kind true model.Congratulations,your streak just ended.!<

Well,next round,only four of you will inch closer to Becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model while one of you,will join Naima in the other hotel room-I mean back in America.Alright?We’ll see who is GONNA BE ON TOP!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 11 days ago
▲ 7 r/ANTM

Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 8(It’s time~~~~~)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 5-

Seven beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have six photos in my hands,and these six photos represents the girls who will be embarking in their journey towards beautiful old Cape Town while one of you will return home.

The first name is…

1st:Brittany—Three times in a row,this is a very glorious trajectory,you know how to work it so…keep working it and be the gorgeous model you are and have the Janice personality every day,afternoon,evening and night.Congratulations,you’re going to Cape Town—again!

Runner-Up for Best Model is…actually no suspense here,all the results were kinda predictable today.

2nd:Kahlen—I mean if it’s not you then who could it be gurl?Kahlen you are a beautiful girl and I love your diverse variety and duality,mixing between animals and humans like if I showed the picture to a baby of your Lubriderm,you’re just like animals living in South Africa and not Carmen Kass lookalike,this is impressive but honestly a human could tell if you were an animal but congratulations!You may take your place.

Third name is…

3rd:Michelle—You are really,really stepping into the foreground my dear.You nearly knocked Kahlen out and became a third force in the frontrunners so you can consider yourself one at this moment,you were one as well on America’s Next Top Model so start your engines,you are going to Cape Town again.

Not surprising as well…

4th:Naima—You have a special place in the Top Model community because when you walk in the room,it is like,’Runway Model with the edgy presence and androgynous look.’,it is something to die for!So just like RuPaul said,‘Covergirl,put the bass in your walk!’,because it is always best to end with RuPaul!You’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Three girls left,the next name that I’m going to call is…

5th:Christina—You would’ve went home this episode if we counted just the Best Model votes but enough consistency has brought you up to your coveted 5th place!But step up your game,being 5th forever can’t necessarily mean you could have Reddit’s Next Top Model in your hands!This is not,’Reddit’s Next Top 5th Placer’,but you need the consistent track record(which you have).Take your place and prepare for your little Cape Town journey.

Bottom 2-

Will Rebecca and Tiffany please step forward?

Two beautiful young models stand in front me but I only have a representation of one of you that will join her counterparts in Cape Town.It may be one of you or both,who knows?Dual Photos are really rare now.

Rebecca,I’ve seen your Best Model votes and if it was just old criteria or just that,you would’ve been called out 2nd.However,other voters felt you should go home and led to very far margins of distribution,which absolutely ruined your position.

Tiffany,much lesser Best Model voters but has more range in model potential and also has far distribution that has brought you this far,but will it throw you to Cape Town?Is it over for you and…possibly the dream you had?

So who stays?The girl who has unequal distribution but is well liked or the girl who has equal distribution but has almost nobody think she’s standout?

I think sometimes higher highs can outweigh lower lows,Rebecca.

>!Rebecca,this is no joke here because you’ve learnt so much from this competition .However,getting a lot of Best Model votes does not necessarily mean you are going to make it very far now.Had you been a Cycle 2 contestant for example,maybe you would be consistently high.Take this as a lesson to get fairer distribution and live up till your potential.Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!Tiffany,I am actually very disappointed in you.This is a joke to you,you’ve been through a whole lot of troubles,you have went up and down hills to get to where you are now,and you come here and just show 10% of you?And you said that your looks are deceiving and you can’t change it,but WHAT is it?What can you not change?And if you were disappointed,you would’ve taken control of your destiny.!<

>!Did you know you had a possibility to win?Did you know all of Reddit is rooting for you,do you know that?And come here and you treat this like a joke,you come in here and give mediocre placements because the fans don’t care about you,but you have ten times the potential of half of those girls over there.And you come here with a defeatist attitude that you claim you do not have it and maybe you are angry inside and you have been through stuff so you are angry.Well I am and I have to tell you to STOP IT!!<

>!I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this,when I get yelled at it is because the yellers care about me!I was rooting for you,we were all rooting for you,how dare you!Learn something from this,when you go bed at night,you lay there and take responsibility for yourself because nobody is taking responsibility for you.!<

>!You rolling your eyes as if like you heard all before,you heard all before-you don’t know where the hell I come from,you have no idea what I’ve been through.But I’m not a victim,I grow from it and I LEARN,take responsibility for yourself😡!<

Well okay ladies,wonder who the hell did that but we are all going to Cape Town,let the music play!

(Wanna Be On Top?)

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 12 days ago
▲ 11 r/ANTM

Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 Episode 7(Secret Double Elimination Activated…but cut out Be Quiet Tiffany,that can go another round)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 7-

Nine girls stand before me but I only have eight photos in my hands,and these eight photos represents the eight of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The first name that I am going to call is…Best Model of course!And without further delay I’ll state the obvious…

1st:Brittany—You should be celebrating with party hats here because this track record is so much better than America’s Next Top Model and when I hear ‘unmemorable’,that is bullshit sister!Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

And Runner-Up is even more obvious…

2nd:Kahlen—Carmen Kass-I mean Kahlen,you are an awesome model with all the potential and a full package to become one.This is why voters love you so much alongside Janice over there-sorry I meant Brittany,you two are just scrumptious and working IT.You may take your place.

Well it is a little less obvious now huh…third name that I’m going to call is…

3rd:Naima—Very androgynous,Miss Androgyny.You know what I appreciate about you?It is the determination and underdog you were and looking at your photos,you deserve to be making it very high right now like really,no joke.

4th:Michelle-Congratulations Michelle,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model and you are one step closer!

And she’s 5th for six weeks straight,better get the Guinness World Record here!

5th:Christina—You might be cold in the inside,but I love you gurl!Modelesque potential is the definition of you and I hope you deliver even better instead of,’Hey guys!I’m Reddit’s Next Top Model because I’m always 5th!’,it takes a long long journey to get there,that’s what my three inductees had to do.Take your place now honey.

Next name…

6th:Rebecca—The reason why you are still in is because the voters love you…duh!But another reason is that you are gorgeous inside and out,you have courage and a lot of absent pictures but still really photogenic,but actually please work on your presence!

Three more ladies,the next name that I am going to call is…

7th:Tiffany—I saw you were worried!You thought this episode might be you going home in a duo package again but it seems not,we all love you and we are empathic towards you.Reddit’s Next Top Model is everything you have but work your strength and you’ll have…wanna be on top?Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Bottom 2-

Will Keenyah and Lluvy please step forward?

Two beautiful young models stand in front of me and you girls have many different aspects.

Keenyah,very strong placement in America’s Next Top Model but it seems like some of your photos,to the voters’ eyes,seem to be very lacklustre and effortless(not in the right way),and if we had followed the old criteria,you would have sent home much earlier.You were dead last many times in the highest amount of points.What could you have to offer now?

Lluvy this is your third time here,you have survived over Brita and Tatiana but are you sure you are going to bring your potato sack,give us a good runway and easily pass you?Sometimes,things about you can become lasting impressions and that’s not good.But I’m about a girl with a runway walk so many high fashion supermodels lack.

However,I do follow America’s Next Top Model‘s episode number and if I didn’t,Keenyah would’ve made it over Lluvy.But…your trajectories make sense to not pass both of you and I’m afraid to say that…

>!Both of you will pack your bags,return to the models’ apartment and sashay away out of Reddit.Thank you for your time.!<

>!Keenyah and Lluvy,both of you are really strong but what lacks in you two is something you have to find out.Rejection comes many times I fear,but you need to play some Britney Spears and walk into the agency and say,’But now I’m stronger!’.You’ll make it next time sweeties.!<

Well next round,we’ll see which six of you will go to…Cape Town!Yes going there again!While one of you,will not make it there.We shall see for ourselves!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 13 days ago
▲ 8 r/ANTM

Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 6(Lluvy’s Potato Sack outdid Tatiana’s Versace)

(Today’s Voting)

Ten girls stand before me but I only have nine photos in my hands,and these photos represents the nine of you that will continue on towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.The girl i do not call must immediately return to the models’ apartment here in Reddit,pack your bags,and go home.

The first name is…

1st:Brittany—You and Kahlen are rivaling the hell out of this competition!Congratulations Brittany,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Party Girl!

Runner-Up is not so surprising herself,it’s back to back to back to back to you!

2nd:Kahlen—Just by 7 points,see how close that was Kahlen?However you are very good in this competition and your potential is so far beyond in Cycle 4 of America’s Next Top Model,so you need to own it.You may take your place.

Next name that I am going to call is…but you know what?The positions has been going on to be a little stationary,not moving at all and until 8th last week,all retained their same position.

Michelle,Naima,Christina,Rebecca,Keenyah and Tiffany,please come forward and take your photo!You six are still in the running and holding onto the same position like diamonds!

3rd:Michelle,4th:Naima,5th:Christina,6th:Rebecca,7th:Keenyah,8th:Tiffany

Bottom 2-

Will Tatiana and Lluvy please step forward?

Two beautiful models stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands,and this photo represents the girl who is still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model and will continue with her counterparts.

Tatiana,many Redditors think that you are a hit or miss.Some of your produced photos were legendary and unique but some others…seem to be laughable and like a joke to fans.You have such androgynous and high fashion look that is being wasted.

Same to you Lluvy,some voters see a little more potential because you have a good walk and your highs and very high.However,it seems that your lows are actually overweighting it and it’s making us wonder,’Is Lluvy going to make herself a Top Model with that kind of portfolio?’

But she can make herself one for another round.

>!Lluvy,the reason why you survived a second time is because some voters have such sincerity in you that it was so touching.But you can’t be like,’Oh I am pretty so I do not really need to do anything!’,you need another potato sack challenge and be fierce H2T.Congratulations,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit‘s Next Top Model.!<

>!Thank you Tatiana,your time here is quite unmemorable but at least you got 9th Runner Up!You may go home to Hawaii,it’s fine!Harleys in Hawaii are possible with this kinda look!!<

Well next round,only eight will be moving on while one of you is going home…but is it really eight?We need to find out the results later!Ciao!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 15 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 3(No Elle Covers are reserved for Noelle this season)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 11-

Thirteen beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have twelve photos in my hands,and these photos represent the twelve of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The first name that I’m going to call…you know what?No further delay I’ll state the obvious…

1st:Kahlen—Congratulations Kahlen,two times in a row now!Keep going up with that streak gurl,trust me it will work!You may take your place.

You know what,actually most of the placements from last round are actually the same this round but it’s just most!However I can confirm Runner-Up today is the same old name…

2nd:Brittany—Runner-Up twice in a row,you and a whole lot of others have streaks!You’re still in the running and you are one step closer towards victory!

Next name…

3rd:Michelle—Even though you might be known for getting Impetigo probably because sprite was poured on your hair,you didn’t let that thing make what is in your name and the portfolio is a chef’s kiss,you can get better everyday if we are for real gurl.

Uniquely Versatile,Undeniably Edgy…

4th:Naima—Congratulations Naima,you actually would’ve been called second had we kept the old criteria and plus if we kept it,you would’ve been Best Model last round but it’s fine,fourth is still good enough.Have winner spirit inside of you and you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

5th:Christina—Well,you might get called out by the judging panel for not having enoguh personality but at least you’re striking with the one of a kind androgynous look!You may take your place.

Next name does not have a streak with their placements and the next three but amongst the new 6th-8th,all were 6th-8th last round but just so happened to get reshuffled.So Keenyah,Rebecca and Tiffany,you are safe!I’ll give all these photos one by one to show your placements and go take your place right after,you three are still in it!

6th:Keenyah,7th:Rebecca,8th:Tiffany

Five girls left,and the next one has…far to go because she’s from Hawaii and that’s Miss…

9th:Tatiana—Congratulations Tatiana,you are still in the running becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model and let everyone keep seeing the good pictures of you because one bad one can negatively impact you,don’t waste that look!

10th:Lluvy—So Lovely Lluvy,an inductee into our Reddit‘s Hall Of Fame will take a lot so you need to exude more energy and confidence in your America’s Next Top Model portfolio and just be proud!

Three girls still standing,next one I’m going to call is…

11th:Brita—Just this close again right?So you need to push yourself to a higher placement because your post show career is FIERCEEEEE!Congratulations Brita,you may take your place with the other girls.

Bottom 2-

Will Noelle and Brandy please step forward?

Two beautiful young ladies stand before me and both of you have a lot different specialities.

Brandy,a girl with confidence the judges mistaken is to being rude,unprofessional and condescending but they were wrong.But one thing they are right is that you are a rough diamond,photos may seem good but Redditors do not want to see a girl who actually kind of complains about stuff to represent them.

Noelle,two times but both times proven futile like gurl!And honestly last round,when I told you that you need to prove yourself,this round I see nothing of what you promised me at all so that makes me wonder,’Should Noelle have gone home first?’

So who stays?The rough diamond or the two-timer nobody expect is?

I think there’s No Elle Covers for you Noelle…

>!Brandy you don’t know it all,you really do not know everything as well as you think you do.So I think that why you struggle on the show could be based off from this so I need to just be more smooth because you might go home,rush for it.If I did the old criteria,Noelle would be surviving instead of you but you’re lucky enough to move on.Congratulation,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!Thanks Noelle.I couldn’t believe when I saw you were a two-timer because all the others were very good but you are disappointing.So maybe if I do my DIY All Stars then you could be a three-timer,honestly it wouldn’t work out if you asked me.Sashay away.!<

Well bye ladies,and let the music play!

(You Wanna Be On Top?)

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 18 days ago
▲ 12 r/ANTM

Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 2(There’s a reason Sarah said the OG competition was not America’s Next Top Best Friend!)

(Yes,if you are wondering,The Ace of Spades wasn’t the first to say it wasn’t ANTBF😛)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 12-

Fourteen beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have thirteen photos in my hands,and these photos represent the thirteen of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Reddit’s Next Top Model prizes are:

An Elle Magazine Cover

A CoverGirl Advertisement

A Photo with Tyra Banks and…

A Special Dedicated Appreciation Post created by u/Icy_Age_6024,a new prize!

The first name that I am going to call is Best Model…

1st:Kahlen—Congratulations Kahlen,you may be from Broken Arrow but your arrow of trajectory seems to be going amazing and is straight to the Top,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Runner-Up for Best Model is…

2nd:Brittany—All Stars sent you home first because of how unmemorable you are but you got Runner-Up this episode because the fans care for you.You may take your place and maybe party all night later,Miss Party Girl!

Next name that I’m going to call is…

3rd:Michelle—Superb and fabulous!You are strong and your presence is why your placement is so high in the leaderboards!

4th:Naima—Your improvement is also incredible like being called gumby and winning the next episode of America’s Next Top Model because you nailed the runway is how you are going to win.Be recognisable for everyone as not Part Everything but Runway Fabulous Diva.

Following name is…

5th:Christina—Congratulations,you may take your place.

Probably next name is Drop.Dead.GORGEOUS!

6th:Rebecca—Whatever about you is modelesque and amazing,a true underdog.Congratulations,you are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

7th:Tiffany—You are NOT keeping quiet here because you are bursting incredible energy and shining not for asking us if you can say Magnetic but the good portfolio you have.I think this photo is yours!

Oh my god…Miss Taurus!

8th:Keenyah—Maybe your placement right now is way lower than America’s Next Top Model but guess what?You are still moving on right now momentarily so we need you to progress,maybe finish 3rd again or even better,Reddit’s Next Top Model!

Well…the next name that I am going to call is…

9th:Tatiana—Congratulations Tatiana,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Lovely she is…

10th:Lluvy—Oh I love your name,it’s truly Luu-vee!You may take your place but don’t get stuck in the Gas Station because you don’t have a photo one day.

Probably next is a little tired standing and waiting for hours for me to call out for her!

11th:Brandy—C’mon gurl,Rush-here(Rusher) right now!I think your portfolio is better than the third boot for your season so we need to make your FIERCE and exude all your high fashion energy because I sincerely believe in you.

Three names left,the next name that I’m going to call is…

12th:Brita—What the hell is that name?But it’s ok,you are still in the running with one singular photo but potential.

Bottom 2-

Will Noelle and Sarah please step forward?

Two models stand in front of me and I think you two’s potential is quite bad,I am gonna be honest here!

Noelle,you are a two-timer but why is it that every time a voter looks at your portfolio,they say it’s bad?Sometimes,I think you should have No Elle Covers because this ain’t helping you at all gurl…

Sarah,lesser photos than Noelle but your potential could be higher than her.However,remember that you Said Reality TV Gold contestan,Miss Jade’s,line first?,’This is not America’s Next Top Best Friend’?Well you are right because this presicely what happens tonight.

Because it is NOT Reddit’s Next Top Best Friend…

>!Congratulations Noelle,you get another chance to prove yourself that maybe as a two timer or so.But just show the god level good pictures or sides about you that they could consider you more alright?Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!Thank you Sarah,please reconsider your modelling talent and you kind of foreshadowed your fate,it’s too sad it happened again but this time even worse.!<

Next round,twelve will go on while one falters with Sarah on the flight of stairs to success of being an induction of being Reddit’s Next Top Model with Ebony Haith,April Wilkner and Yaya Dacosta.Enjoy your time!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 19 days ago
▲ 13 r/ANTM

Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 Episode 1(+Cycle 3 Episode 12 with winner announced)(One cycle down,fourteen girls left to go!)

(Today’s Voting)

Cycle 4 Episode 1-

Well welcome ladies again!This time,you are all going to be competing for a coveted spot in the Reddit’s Next Top Model Hall Of Fame with honorary induction.However,criteria changes have came and what has changed?

We don’t vote for Best Model or Winners anymore(excluding the finale)!We rank you accordingly with points ranging from thirteen as the best to just a zero for the worst.

Now,good luck ladies and you wanna be on top?Make your word come true!

Cycle 3 Episode 12(not 11B because one episode had to be filled in)-

Wow…Yaya and Nicole,you two are the strongest Top 2 we could have ever had,perserverance matters my girls!One of you is stated as the misunderstood queen on her original show and her arrogance is actually a presence like no other while the other is stated as the robbed queen that should’ve went further because of what immense talent she has to bring to the room every single week.

But you do know,only one of you is winning Reddit’s Next Top Model,her CoverGirl advertisement ,Elle Magazine Cover and a photo with Tyra herself will be broadcasted.For one of you,this is just the beginning of your career on Reddit.

So who is that?I have checked the votes…

Reddit’s Next Top Model is…

>!Yaya.Oh my god gurl!You have finally did it and I am so proud of you.The photogenic face,captivating aura and an amazing portfolio catches voters’ eyes all around the world and I think that you just won a title like no other.Congratulations Yaya,you truly deserve it with all my heart and keep telling people,’I ain’t arrogant because of Umeboshi,I am arrogant because I just won myself Reddit’s Next Top Model!!<

>!Nicole come up here and give me a hug.You do know that today is the last day here on Reddit,but your Top 3 constant track record has proved your placement so well and most people out there honour you because you stood your ground,Nicole you are a person with no personality in the eyes of America’s Next Top Model but on Reddit,you are something else and most important,High Fashion And FIERCEEE!Thank you Nicole.!<

>!Can I get a Yaya up in here?She has DONE it!Yaya was the girl the judges misunderstood by miles but when she came here,she got Best Model,fumbled and eventually she has climbed up!Yaya is our first two-time finalist and now,she has won the game fair and square.She’s a CoverGirl(again) and an Elle Muse!Your growth is like no other and that’s commendable gurl!!<

>!Love,Ebonette/Sad Paramedic!<

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 20 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 Episode 11(I don’t feel like putting a caption because this trolling has gotten way too far)

(Today’s Voting)

(OP Note:There will be a more detailed explanation on how I found about the vote manipulation and my choice of Kristi’s disqualification in the comments.Please don’t fool around anymore,this is an actual game and I know when things can get too far.This is NOT rigged to force-eliminate Kristi FYI and the post had to be edited to announce it)

Best Model Of The Day-

Three models that have performed magnificently stand before me but only two of them are going to be Elle Muses and posing in photo with Tyra Banks while one leaves forever but with dignity.

The first finalist is…

1st:Kristi—Congratulations Kristi,consistently Top 2 and you are a finalist!You’ve came a long way…congratulations,you’re a finalist and still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Bottom 2-

Will Yaya and Nicole please step forward?

Two beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands,and this photo represents the girl who will be joining Kristi in the finale to see who will be Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Both of you are so strong and delicate in their portfolio and so amazing with beauty that they have on the outside and the inside.But your personalities on America’s Next Top Model can be ugly,but you guys proven that you two are still the androgynous young ladies we still know,maybe it’s the fact it’s called ‘evil-editing’.But one of you has to go today…

The last finalist joining Kristi is…

>!Yaya congratulations.Real girl is coming out of her shell and she is a finalist again…the first in Reddit’s Next Top Model history to do so.Congratulations girl,we will get tons of Yaya every single day now because of your beautiful side and it is so commendable,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

However,there has been a case of vote manipulation that I have just found out about in the voting poll today and this is a very hard decision To come by because I could stay silent because of how many questions and backlash our voters may give us and I have experienced it in real life so many times.But I have to say it today,this decision was made just 20 minutes ago and I have to regrettably call out the person who was a victim.

Kristi,please step forward again.

You are so androgynous and I think you could’ve lasted longer on the show.Plus,you getting Top 2 constantly on Reddit’s Next Top Model is a real achievement,I don’t think anyone could’ve achieved such a record before.Although I may not think you should be in here so far in this competition ,I truly understand why.

However,it has come to my attention that multiple voters from across the globe that wanted you to move on were potentially using VPNs and proxy servers and those multiple voters could be the same person.Plus,although Strawpoll has such a protective features for voting which I love,I think today is one time where it fails and I am prepared for any questions I may get from this.

Kristi,you ‘won’ tonight because you are a beautiful woman.But rules that are broken have consequences that are irreversible from change and it’s not your fault.Kristi however,I have to ask you to leave this competition immediately,thank you for your time here.

>!Nicole!<,you are obliged to become a finalist because of Kristi’s disqualification,you may take your place with Yaya.

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 22 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 Episode 10(Amanda hid her diamonds again,wandered off to look for it and never came back)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 2-

Four beautiful ladies stand before me but I only have three photos in my hands,and these three photos represents the three girls that will be participating in the CoverGirl shoot only while Elle Magazine and the Tyra Banks photo is in the finale.One person has fallen short.

The Best Model Of The Day is…

1st/2nd:Yaya and Kristi—Well there was a little bit of mixup,we have two Best Models!I think both of you take the flowers for this one,the first two Best Models and you two are now moving towards the CoverGirl phase.Congratulations you two,you’re both still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Bottom 2-

Will Amanda and Nicole please step forward?

I only have one photo in my hands,and these photo represents the young lady that is still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.I will only call one name,the name I don’t call must immediately return to the hotel,pack your bags and go home.

Amanda,such perseverance is so important in Reddit’s Next Top Model and you are so sufficient in that.However,your track record is going downhill rather than up and you are the only one left without a First Call Out.Potential can get you in but at what cost?The votes for you are declining bit by bit and you stand before us again.

Nicole,much better track record than Amanda but voters have always considered you interchangeable with the others and they sometimes go past you despite your gorgeous portfolio and strong androgynous presence.

This result had a very big margin.The eliminated received more than ten votes less than the survivor.

So who stays?

>!Nicole.The voters are still for you this round but models have good and bad days and you must climb up again.Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model and you are participating in the CoverGirl shoot!!<

>!C’mon Amanda!You missed out just barely but you need to know that so many people think your look is one of a kind and determination is sufficing it.But we need lasting support and you lacked that,so you go home and maybe upload a video of you peeing in a diaper and maybe people want to vote for you,just joking please don’t do that.!<

The three of you are CoverGirls!Well,we’ll see which two is an Elle Muse while one gets covered up by the others next round,toodles!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 23 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 Episode 9(The D in Diva Eva symbolises Departure,and exactly what happened tonight)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 3-

Five beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have four photos in my hands,and these photos represent the four of you that are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

The first name that I’m going to call is…

1st:Kristi—Well…always Top 2 like gurl?This is a very impressive track record for someone who did not go so far in the original competition and you are doing this while four people from the supermacy are standing here,so dark horse Kristi!You may take your place.

Runner-Ups…not just a singular…for Best Model is…

2nd/3rd:Yaya and Nicole—Congratulations both of you,your immense talent has gotten you this far and it’s much likely guaranteed that the Final 2 is awaiting you somewhere.Plus,you two are the most modelesque people I have ever seen on Cycle 3 so you need to practice over and over and voila!Congratulations,you two are still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Bottom 2-

Will Eva and Amanda please step forward?

Two beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands,and this photo represents the girl who is continuing her journey alongside Yaya,Nicole and Kristi.

This is a very hard elimination because both of you carry so much potential and it is incredibly hard to let one of you go…by just one vote.

Eva.I love your portfolio and you seem to be so memorable and well-liked by the voters but it seems they already got other favourites they want to attend to.I even remember one person saying vividly in the first episode saying that your portfolio was not that impressive as everyone makes it out to be.So you suffer the spiral of indifference.

Amanda,you fought and fought and fought for America’s Next Top Model but you did not get it.However,what was the result was such incredible standout photos produced and you made a name for many people disabled.However,you placed nearest to the Bottom three consecutive times in a row and today,you have finally fallen.

I’m going off my head just to eliminate one of you,I am heartbroken and I wished you could’ve stayed longer because I thought you were genuinely the winner.I’m so Sorry to the eliminee…

>!Amanda.Just a vote and you made it,you are so amazing and you have much stronger potential than this but one vote saved you from going home or maybe a better outcome,a double shantay.Congratulations Amanda,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!I’m sorry Eva.I really did not want you to go home at all and this is a horrible verdict for such a effrovescent girl but as it is written,so it shall be done.You are and will always be a Redditor’s favourite and you still made it so far but I wanted you to win.But at least you won at life…!<

Well…sigh!Congratulations,you’re still in it guys…another questionable elimination right?Now let the music play.

(Wanna Be On Top~😔)

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 24 days ago
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Reddit’s Next Top Model Cycle 3 Episode 8(Cassie’s time on this cycle was All-American)

(Today’s Voting)

Top 4-

Six beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have five photos in my hands,and these photos represent the five girls that are moving on towards our international destination of Japan,specifiscally Tokyo.

The first name that I’m going to call is…

1st:Kristi—You don’t seem to ever have a bad round!However,what you did this round was to defy people,many people want you gone but you are still doing it Kris and I hope the votes are genuine unlike Magdalena’s!Congratulations,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Runner-Up for Best Model is…

2nd:Nicole—Real girl is coming out of USA to Japan,just like the way she broke out of her shell to make herself a household name in the world!Androgyny and editorial looks are common and that’s what you possess,let’s go and Osakini to Japan!

Next name is…

3rd:Eva—Consistently good and that’s what we want Eva.Just pray that if you get eliminated,I will say I have another photo so you can stay when the voters have spoken!Congratulations Eva,you’re still in it one step closer.

Three girls left,the next name that I’m going to call is…

4th:Amanda—I think you are shrinking by a lot,this is your third close-call and I think we need to work on it despite your insane portfolio and you defying the obstacles displayed on you!Congratulations Amanda,you are going to Japan and youre still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

Bottom 2-

Will Yaya and Cassie please step forward?

Two beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have one more photo in my hands,and this photo represents the young lady that is still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.

I will only call one name and the name I don’t call was just a vote short from giving you the original 6th ticket.

Yaya.You got Best Model the first round and although that is commendable,you never reside back to it and now you’re standing in front of us because the voters think that those ladies standing there have more skill and talent.However,another issue is how America’s Next Top Model portrayed you like as an arrogant woman but she has the drive.

Cassie.You don’t have as much drive as Yaya and on the show,it actually faded away unfortunately.Still,you have came such a long way in understanding this competition and the reason is a good portfolio and consistency mattered most in America’s Next Top Model.

But unfortunately,your path has reached a dead-end.

>!Yaya,some of the voters who participated still wanted you to go out there and show yourself in Japan and you should be relieved that your fan support was just an inch more than Cassie’s.From now on,you need to keep getting your standouts every round to show that you’re not just the girl who spit out Umeboshi but the model who has an high fashion look.Congratulations Yaya,you’re still in the running towards becoming Reddit’s Next Top Model.!<

>!Cassie come up here!I originally thought your lack of drive was going to send you home early,but you made it so far and thanks to the portfolio and personality you got there,the voters and myself think that your placement was rightful but it’s time to go.You mentioned you were the All-American girl,maybe the irony has reached you!Keep telling them who’s queen Cassie.Now,sashay away.!<

Well congratulations to the five of you that made it to Japan!Next round,we’ll see which four are still one step closer and which one stumbled down the path to square one…because none of you came back for All Stars so it’s kinda it for you now!

u/Sad-Paramedic-9247 — 25 days ago