u/Sad-Reaction-7800

I know some of these "where is granny/DVloper" posts have been made as jokes after Kelsey's post about them no longer being allowed but seriously it's getting more annoying seeing those than an actual high effort post when scrolling what's new on this sub.

PLEASE MAKE A GOOD EFFORT POST INSTEAD OF CLONGING THE SUBREDDIT WITH THE SAME QUESTION.

NO DVLOPER WILL NOT MAKE A NEW GRANNY GAME AND HE IS PROBABLY DOING FINE WITH HIS FAMILY WITH THE MILLIONS HE MADE FROM THE GAMES, THIS IS YOUR ANSWER.

Like seriously that network thing and those what if storylines are neat and all but they just will not stop and focus on other projects.

Also, i say these updates are neat, but really tho, in the network update of IC1 they made miss pinky canon and have her in a relationship with rod which caused the artist behind her creation who didn't even want to be associated with Keplerians to flat out delete her socials. And the Missing Guard update did not give us a single new characterization of the missing guard in questions and the story putely focused on J investigating, we did not get a single flashback of rod and the guard or anything, the guard got no characterization.

In short, we should probably just convince them REALLY hard enough that we want new content instead of staying the already-over Ice Scream franchise, THEY COMPLETELY STOPPED DEVELOPMENT ON GLITCHMARE.

Only reason Keplerians is not drowning is because some people and youtubers still play the IC 1 updates. But let's be real they have done nothing but bad decisions this year.

Like, this is a family photo of Slendrina and her husband and child.

If it needed to be placed in the coffin for Nos i'm pretty sure it would need to be placed in a way so that when the coffin is closed Nos can face it and see it.

But NO, that thing was placed in the fucking middle of the coffin at the exact rotation so it faces whoever is opening the coffin dorectly.

Poor Nosferatu cannot take a look at his wife and abomination of a child while he is dead 💔🥀

At this point i'll randomly make and post a granny shitpost every so often 1 am hits or something.

Also i was very disgusted that this took less time than dustin lucas will mike burp one, never realized how lazy that type of content was to make.

Also, gameplay by vividplays, video was called "granny's traitorous beartraps" or something, have fun with that.

I saw this dumb mene on my yt shorts feed and decided to actually go to capcut and make a badly made granny version of it.

It's 1 am for me just kill me already 🙏☠️

I have never seen someone talk about this interveiw mentioned on the DVloper page of the Granny Wiki.

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Better question tho...

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WHY THE F##K DO WE COMPLICATE OURSELVES BY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A RICH AND DEEP COMPLEX LORE THAT DOES NOT EXIST. THE LORE ALL THIS TIME WAS THAT THEY ALL WENT INSANE, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE ON HOW THEY ALL TURNED INTO MONSTERS.

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THERE WAS NO COMPLEX AND DEEP LORE THIS WHOLE TIME, DVLOPER JUST MADE HIS GAME WITHOUT TOO MUCH THOUGHT.

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THE ANSWER WAS MENTAL ILLNESS THIS ENTIRE F##KING TIME, THERE IS NO LORE.

Aside from Granny 3 which says that the grandparents went on "vacation" (don't know how true that is), what do you think are the reasons that Granny and Grandpa are absent in the practice difficulties of the first 2 games?

Personally, i think it's probably just to catch some more victims in the mean time while we try to escape but it could be for something else.