u/SadLocal8314

Dis Parson. I haz to report a great injury and disrespect! My hooman said I haz poopzicles on my buttz. Of course, I don't wantz this. So, she cornered me in the Back Yardz and USED the Hose on my buttz! I am doing a big mad about this! What should I do for sooz???

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Dis Parson.

My human dogknapped me to the vet yesterday and:

my borthole was violated.

I had many needles.

The dawgtor stuck paper in my eyeballses.

They made me wear a mzzzzullle cos I snapped at the dawgtor (and the human.)

The human yelled at me not to be a cloacer. And she put gook in my eyeballses**.**

I needz a good pawyer to do suzzz!

Dis my pitcher doing sadz.

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