Will give 5 whole doll hairs for someone to take this derp.
I love this dog to death, but on Sunday morning, I did not like him very much.
Six out of seven days of the week, he is perfectly happy sleeping in. And honestly, I love the idea of sleeping in for a few extra minutes on my precious day off. Between work, my wife, our 6-month-old, and two cattle dogs, my personal time is pretty limited.
The second my eyes opened, he was already staring at me. He immediately got excited and asked to go on a walk.
I told him no!
First, I wanted to go back to sleep. More importantly, the baby was still asleep. The second I grab their leashes, both dogs go absolutely crazy and start barking.
I told him, “We can’t go on a walk yet. The baby is asleep, and I don’t want to wake her.”
So this asshole, who clearly understood why he couldn’t go on a walk yet, found a squeaky toy that he had never chewed on before.
He squeaked the toy until the baby woke up, then looked incredibly proud of himself.
So, he got exactly what he wanted and got to go on a walk.