"Dad... I think there a monster under bed," my son said, sweatingly.
"Oh no that's your tied up dad moving around, I'm the monster," says the monster... Oh wait no I meant, I said, monstrily.
u/Salty-Substance1026 — 11 days ago
"Oh no that's your tied up dad moving around, I'm the monster," says the monster... Oh wait no I meant, I said, monstrily.