

AITA for making my serfs bow before me?
I (almost 3mo F genius fairy princess baby doll) am currently visiting Moo's family with Moo (tall, thin, says I'm their little buddy and tells me about monsters) and Mapa (carried me, head diaper changer).
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I have something called colic?? I get gas all the time and it hurts. But we play horsie and it helps.
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Moo's family (Papaw, ancient, love of my life), (Mamaw, also ancient, chief food bringer), and Mimi (OLD, sleeps a lot) worships me. I'm the first girl in a long time! All I have to do is sqwak and pout, and everyone comes running!
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I miss my Marrain and insist on sleeping in Mapa's arms.
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Mapa and Moo worry I won't sleep in my pink dream palace when I get home. I sleep in my throne during the day!
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I want everyone to be here for ever. Mapa and Moo talk about work. Will Mapa be rolling away in her chair? No!
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I ruled the NICU, our apartment, and the farm, I want Mapa to stay.