47 [F4M] *online* You busy tomorrow?
Adulting feels heavy sometimes so let’s hang out and pretend we’re still young and cool and we don’t give a #%*! about home insurance premiums or scheduling our next oil change.
Tomorrow evening I’m going to haphazardly throw on my most attractive old pyjamas, apply a healthy layer of Korean snail-slime wrinkle cream and firmly plant myself in front of a fan with my hair billowing around me like an 80s music video. Join me! Tell me what’s happening in your world and let me cheer you on for the day!! … or we can grab snacks and talk shit about Karen in accounting; you choose. Either way I’m team you.
I am perfectly average in every way, my love language is pasta and I would be the first person the survivors of a zombie apocalypse ate due to my complete lack of practical skills. What kind of car do I drive? Not a clue but it’s grey if that helps.
And with that description how could this NOT be a good time?! Grab your sweat pants, sink into the sofa and let’s chat!
*discliamer* I’m not from the Instagram generation and my amateur modelling game is weak. The best I can offer is a badly lit photo with an awkward expression and the aforementioned hair billowing to verify.