u/ScottBolander-Funny

r/Jokes r/standupshots r/Colts

When I turned eight, my Dad gave me a gun for my Birthday . . .

But that wasn’t as dangerous as you might think, he only put one bullet in it.

u/ScottBolander-Funny — 2 days ago

▲ 772 r/Jokes

I like my women how I like my coffee:

With K-cups

u/ScottBolander-Funny — 2 days ago

Colts OL coach Tony Sparano Jr on how he teaches pass protection hand usage

u/ScottBolander-Funny — 3 months ago

▲ 442 r/standupshots

“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.” — Mitch Hedberg

u/ScottBolander-Funny — 3 months ago

I invited a lot of "theys" to my orgy . . .

. . . and that's how I got completely covered by gender fluids.

u/ScottBolander-Funny — 3 months ago

▲ 90 r/standupshots

My Pronouns are /get/off/the/stage

u/ScottBolander-Funny — 3 months ago