My water broke... or so I thought
Just for some laughs.. and a little NSFW/TMI maybe? I don't have anyone to tell in real life. Lol
I was having some me time at 35 weeks and when I was about done, I just felt a big gush below. I was worried I peed myself so I got up, looked and sniffed the scene of the crime, and it didn't smell like pee and the liquid was clear. So naturally, my next thought was my water broke.
Called the hospital and they asked if I was having contractions, I wasn't.
As a first time mom-to-be after several losses/failed transfers my anxiety was through the roof. So husband and I decided to still go to triage to be sure and get everything checked out. They scraped inside my vajayjay to test if the fluid is amniotic, but it was negative so we were sent home.
A couple of days after, during another me time session (my libido was crazy high, lol). The gushing happened again right as I was finishing.. and that ladies and gents was when I realize that I was/am squirting. The end. Lols
TLDR: Thought my water broke, but it turns out I squirted for the very first time in my 36 years of life while heavily pregnant