u/Selldadip

Keeping the integrity of the financial markets should be taken serious. I think accounting firms should operate similar to the military, specifically the infantry. Haze the new associates and firewatch through the night. The new associates take turns staying up through the night to monitor the offshore team. If you fall asleep we have to call in the firing squad.

It’s 9AM, my morning coffee just hit my bowels. I need to use the rest room. I head to the floor below so I don’t run into other people on the same floor. There’s already two people playing battle shits on said floor. I head back upstairs and use the one vacant stall instead. I set up my nest and look at the cowboy boots sitting on the other side of the divider. Who wears cowboy boots to the office? I can tell he’s holding back since he noticed me walk in.